Please hold still, Buttercup.

This sweater is itchy!

Oh, please, I'd like to have this cowlick under control for at least one school picture day.

I think I'll go with Rocket Red for perseverance in the face of adversity.

Ow! Stop! What's the point?

School photos are the worst.

I'm not going to be able to take a picture of myself.

I'm not going to be able to take a picture of myself.

I'm not going to be able to take a picture of myself.

School photos are the worst.

No one ever looks good in them.

Yeah, no one but you-know-who.

Oh, my.

Is it school picture day?

I completely forgot.

♪ Because I'm cappin' these doughnuts ♪ ♪ Come get it, working out ♪

When he photographs me,

I feel like Miguel really captures the essence of my face.

Uh-huh.

Next!

Whee!

You're not Miguel.

Nope. I'm his replacement.

I just got promoted from the cafeteria.

B-b-but...

Relax, kid.

Any dumb doll can work a camera these days.

Now, tilt your head this way, reach that shoulder to the sky, and say, give me the sauce!

Tilt head, raise shoulder, give me the what?

Aah!

What?

No way!

You took a bad school photo?

Give it back!

And not just bad.

Probably the worst school photo ever!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Don't cry, dude. It's funny.

I don't want it to be funny.

I want it to be cute!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Bubbles, it's okay.

Yeah, nobody bats a thousand.

I mean, this is the first year that mine actually turned out okay.

I've never felt so ugly before.

Bubbles, it's not that big a deal.

You could just do retakes.

No retakes this year, kiddos.

I just got fired.

The world works in mysterious ways.

I'm gonna be ugly forever!

You're not ugly, Bubbles.

Come on, you just need a little pick-me-up.

We'd like a fresh new look for our sister here.

Great, and how much are you gonna pay?

Great, and how much are you girls looking to spend today?

Oh, well, um...

I have a free burger coupon you can have.

Ooh, I'll go get our apprentice stylist.

Hello!

You again.

How did you get this job?

Oh, come on!

Any dum-dum with a pair of scissors can cut hair.

Shut your eyes, kid. Let's do this!

I can fix this.

I can...

Got it!

Totally Tiffany's make-up starter kit for girls!

Wait, didn't that stuff get recalled?

Something about horrible allergic reactions?

I'm sure it's fine.

Now hold still and let Tiffany work her magic.

Ah!

Professor!

This will get the swelling under control.

There now.

Professor, am I not the cute one anymore?

The cute one?

Yeah, you know, Blossom is the smart one,

Buttercup is the cool one.

If I'm not the cute one, what am I?

Oh, Bubbles, being cute is such a small part of the amazing person you are.

But between you and me, you're the cutest one in the whole wide world.

You mean it?

Yeah, you're right.

I'm not gonna let this get me down.

Uh, Bubbles, you're heading right for the...

Whew, good thing those were just baby teeth, huh?

Bubbles!

We got you some ice cream.

We didn't know what flavor you'd want.

So we got you all of them.

Aw, thanks, guys.

I'm actually feeling a lot better.

What, is it bad?

No!

Yes!

Dude, yes it is!

Buttercup?

I can't lie!

What is that thing?

It's hideous!

Keep driving!

For the love of humanity, keep driving!

I'm... I'm...

I'm a monster!

What?

No!

It's true.

I'm a monster.

An ugly, hideous monster!

Dude, this is all in your head.

Bubbles, you're being kind of crazy.

Oh, so now you think I'm ugly and crazy.

I've always just been the cute one to you.

And now that I'm not cute, you think I'm worthless, right?