That, my friend, was a past life.

The name's Sherman.

Why askin'?

Because they're reforming for one night only.

It's a celebration of our parents' anniversary.

Well, that sounds charming, boys, but I haven't played drums since the accident.

Fell asleep in a metronome factory.

When I woke, I'd completely lost my sense of rhythm.

I've been hangin' out here ever since.

So you're sayin' that you don't have rhythm, but listen what you're doin' right there.

With that stamp and a book, you got a real nice hook.

Sounds to me like you got rhythm to spare.

I have no idea what you're talkin' about.

I've got as much rhythm as that chair.

What happened to me was a tragedy, but I don't have to be a millionaire.

Look, I got a sweet deal goin' on here.

I got all the books that I can read.

All these sweet old ladies in this carpet from the 80s.

One from Wonka to Librarian Neat.

Shhh!

Besides, I ain't got rhythm.

No, I ain't got rhythm.

Said I ain't got rhythm.

I ain't got rhythm.

You're kiddin' me, right?

You're, you're kiddin' me.

Don't you see what you were doin' right then?

That's a wicked groove you were startin' to move.

Mister, you got rhythm times ten.

I think perhaps that you're not listenin'.

I find it tedious to repeat.

It's no big crime.

I just can't keep time.

I'm tellin' you, I lost the beat.

I don't need my face on T-shirts or hit a power chord guitar.

Never scream out my name.

I guess it's a shame, but I don't need to be a rock star.

Besides, I ain't got rhythm.

No, I ain't got rhythm.

Said I ain't got rhythm.

I ain't got rhythm.

I ain't got rhythm.

Sounds like rhythm to me.

No, I ain't got rhythm.

Seems like they all agree.

I ain't got rhythm.

But you're layin' down some fuckin' syncopation.

I ain't got rhythm.

But you got that beat.

No, I ain't got rhythm.

Look at them, they're stoppin' their beat.

I ain't got rhythm.

It's time for you to rock a brand new generation.

Brand new generation.

Gonna rock a brand new generation.

Because I ain't got rhythm.

Would you just go join the band?

Hey, hey.

Hey, look at this.

Hey, look at this.

Check it out.

Look at this.

Hey, I got rhythm.

There's 104 days of summer vacation.

And school comes along just to end it.

So the annual problem for our generation is finding a girl.