Oh, fuck!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here goes.

Ahem.

I know Hell's population is out of control.

It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll.

If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls at my has-been hotel...

Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!

Right, extermination!

I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year, and it must be annoying to schlep all the way here.

If they join you in Heaven, that trip disappears!

You can wave that door farewell.

Fine!

It'll be a happy day!

Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time.

If what you're suggesting is letting them climb up the ladder, oh, they'd rather cross the pearly gates.

Well, um...

Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying their fates, cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not.

Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot.

Cause the rules are black and white, there's no use in trying to fight it.

They're burning for their lives until we kill them again.

Just try to chillax, babe, you're wasting your breath.

Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?

Are they winners?

Are they sinners?

Cause it's cut and dry.

Well, actually, if you take a look...

Fair is fair, an eye for an eye.

And when all's said and done...

Said and done...

There's the question of fun.

And for those of us with divine ordainment, extermination is entertainment!

Hell is forever, whether you like it or not.

Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot.

Cause the rules are black and white, there's no use in trying to fight it.

They're burning for their lives until we kill them again.

Fucking Hell is forever, and it's meant to suck a lot.

So give up your dumb endeavor, cause you don't have a shot.

Long as I got your attention, I guess I should probably mention that we've made the determination to move up the next extermination.

What?

Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts.

I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!

Oh, wait, can you?

Oh, shit!