Shrek, what are you doing?

I'm just playing the part, Fiona.

Is that glitter on your lips?

Mmm, cherry flavored.

Want a taste?

Ugh, what is with you?

But muffin cake.

C minor, put it in C minor.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to dedicate this song to Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek.

Fiona, my princess, would you honor me with a dance?

Where have all the good men gone?

And where are all the good men?

Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance!

Since when do you dance?

Oh, Fiona, my dearest, if there's one thing I know, it's that love is full of surprises.

Late at night, I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need.

Hit it!

I need a hero.

All right, big fella, let's crash this party!

And the caribou!

Brace yourselves!

Ha-ha!

Not the gun drop button!

Incoming!

Ha-ha, all right!

Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy.

Go, Mongo, go!

Somewhere beyond my reach, somewhere reaching back beneath.

There's the gold ring!

Racing on the thunder And rising with the heat.

After you, Mongo!

Gonna take a superman To sweep me off my feet.

That's it!

Oh!

Watch out!

Trent!

More heat, less foam!

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Up where the lightning splits the sea I can swear there is someone, somewhere watching me.

When I think of you and the world And the stars above me.

I can feel the pulse of the fire blowing, feel the pulse of the fire.

Come on!

No!

No, no!

He needs me!

Let me go!

I need a hero.

I'm holding out for the king Until the morning sun.

There's too many heroes And it's gotta be too many, it's gotta be larger than life.

Go, go!

Your lady needs you, go!

Today, I repay my debt.

En garde!

He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.

I need a hero.

No!