You can see the season finale of American Horror Story,

Delicate, Wednesday on FX, and the next day on Hulu.

Please welcome Kim Kardashian.

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How are you?

I'm good.

How are you?

Life is good?

Good.

Everything's good.

Thank you.

Life is good.

Yes.

You know what?

I heard something about you because we're talking about

Madonna today because Guillermo was at the-

I saw that.

Yeah.

And you apparently lived on the same block as Madonna.

Yeah.

She was my next door neighbor when I was like seven and eight years old.

So did you know-

I was her dog walker.

You were?

Yeah.

Kourtney and I would walk her dog after school.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

In exchange for her jewelry.

Really?

Yeah.

No, seriously.

Like what kind of jewelry are we talking about here?

It was like she was transitioning out of like the 80s neon phase.

Okay.

So one day she just walked downstairs and handed us a shoe box of all these like neon bracelets.

And Kourtney and I went to school and everyone was like, oh my God, I love your bracelets.

And we were like, thanks, Madonna gave them to us.

And everyone was like, no.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

Do you still have those?

No.

Oh, wow.

I know.

That's crazy.

A collector's item.

It's really crazy.

So this was like just before the pointy bra phase of Madonna?

I think so.

She give you any pointy bras?

I wish.

Would you go like trick or treating at her house?

No.

So what's so crazy is I never, so then years later I watched her shoot her Cherish video shot by Herb Ritz.

Me and my friend were on the beach and it was just the most magical moment ever.

You were there at that?

Yeah.

As a kid?

Yeah.

And you're wearing like a black dress, right?

Yeah.

And rolling around in the ocean.

Yeah.

And her hair is short.

And wet.

Can you tell I watched that video a few times?

And then at 134 you see just a hint of her breasts.

And then never would I have ever dreamed in my wildest dreams that as an adult I would then be neighbors with her myself in our homes.

We lived in the same area.

Again.

And again.

Yeah.

And it was like, it was just crazy.

And did she, like, I don't, you know, I have neighbors.

I never see, I never see anyone.

Occasionally you just walk in the dog you see people.

But I never really, you and Madonna?

We ran into each other actually trick or treating.

For real.

Yeah.

Oh you did?

We both had like masks on and we were like going to the same house and then we like looked at each other and I was like,

Em?

Kim?

And we were like, oh hey.

Yeah.

And then.

What kind of masks did you and Madonna have on?

Just like black ski masks.

Oh ski masks.

To not be seen.

Yeah.

We weren't in costume.

It was just, it was just us hiding so that our kids can go trick or treating.

So the kids can go trick or treating.

It was for the kids.

Yeah, right.

Wow.

I was with hers.

I was with mine.

And would you guys knock on other celebrities' doors?

I would imagine this is like a celebrity neighborhood.

I mean, I don't know who lived there.

You don't know.

They very well could be.

But you got good candy?

Yeah.

Madonna allowed her children to eat candy.

She seems very healthy.

She's very healthy.

But I mean, I take it and then throw it away.

What do you do?

Or donate it.

Or donate it.

Hey, you know, if your kids, if you take away their candy, next time videotape it.

I'd like to have that.

It's kind of a hobby of mine.

Yes, I know.

I know.

Okay, so now I mentioned Madonna and her pointy bra, and I wanted to ask you about your bras.

Your shapewear, actually.

Your company, Skims.

Yes.

Which is, I don't know, for people who don't know, you are not only a celebrity, but you are an inventor.

Yes.

You invented the, and this is kind of genius, really, because you invented the bra with built-in nipples.

Yes, it is our nipple bra.

And honestly, I wasn't expecting all of the amazing feedback that we got from a lot of breast cancer survivors that really have.

Oh, that kind of ruins my line of questioning.

I'm going to, I mean, that's wonderful.

Forget I said that.

That's so wonderful, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

No, but what I'm wondering is, first of all, was this actually your idea to put the nipples in there?

Yes, and that is actually molded after my own boobs.

Your own boobs?

Yeah, yeah.

The whole, oh, so there's more than just nipples.

There's like padding.

It's a pad, yeah.

It's a pad with a nipple on it, so if you wanted to feel nippy.

If you saw a woman walking around with this on, would you recognize, oh, those are my boobs, like, would you know?

I would, actually.

You would?

I think so, because Khloe was wearing it, and Scott made a comment, like, this is a little inappropriate.

He was saying it's inappropriate, and then she was like, oh, no, they're not mine, they're Kim's.

And he was like, what?

Yeah.

Now, if you have any leftover, like, skittles that you're going to throw out for Halloween, you could use those, too, that would be nice.

What happens if it gets cold?

Are there then four nipples on?

The padding is super thick, so you're good.

The padding is super thick.

But then I would, like, wear this, and I showed up to a meeting once, and I was so insecure that I was, like, covering my hair, just to not show them.

Uh-huh, yeah, right.

So I think we're going to make one with, like, a half nip.

Oh.

Like, not as hard, you know?

Like, a half nip.

Like a warm weather nipple.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, so it's just not as uncomfortable.

And you never thought about, like, adding a third one somewhere, just for the hell of it?

Because I think that would make some people very happy.

And you also make men's undergarments, yes?

Yes, well, we make underwear, loungewear.

We're going to come out with our shapewear for men.

Shapewear for men.

OK, because now, I think somehow, actually, send them out, because I think some of the women's shapewear is much cooler.

You see what I'm saying?

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

Right?

All right.

Well, you look amazing.

I'm not going to look there, but.

Are those your real nipples, Guillermo, or?

Yes, they're my real nipples.

Those are real, OK.

And they're warm.

How does it feel?

It feels good, very tight, very tight.

Everything is very tight.

That's the point of it, right?

Is to be tight.

Yeah, all right.

And you think that this needs any adjustments as Kim moves into the world of men's shapewear, or is this good how it is?

Would you wear shapewear, men's shapewear?

This is not men's shapewear, but, I mean, it could be.

You look amazing in it.

Well, sure, I will wear it.

If you make me look good, I'll wear anything.

Yeah, well, we see that.

Yeah, yes.

Would you consider using Guillermo's stomach as the mold for the men's shapewear?

And maybe if the guy had an Audi, that could be a nice little bump in there also.

You want to be our fit model for men?

Oh, wouldn't that be great?

Oh, that would be fantastic.

I know we're joking about this.

Will you please make him?

No, I'm actually not.

Oh, great.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah?

I'm actually not.

All right.

All right.

Go put on some clothes.

Kim Kardashian is here.

Her show is American Horror Story Delicate.

We'll be right back.

Go put on a robe.

I hate to tell you, Ms. Corbin, but that's not how this works.

I hate to tell you, Dr. Hill, that's exactly how this will work.

I'm going to give you the life of your dreams.

I'm going to send you every high-profile, wealthy patient who will do anything for a baby, spend anything for a baby.

You will become the number one fertility specialist in New York City while always looking amazing.

And all you have to do is do exactly what I say.

How does that sound?

That is Kim Kardashian in American Horror Story Delicate.

The finale is Wednesday on FX and the next day on Hulu.

So now, you must love, do you love doing that?

I can't, it's so funny.

I can't watch it back.

I get so nervous.

That's the first time I've seen it.

I just, I can watch my show, but I can't watch anything, like, it just, I don't know.

I think that's very common.

In fact, oftentimes, yeah, when we come back from the commercial and the clip is playing, the guests will, like, turn their head away or start talking to me, whatever, because they don't want to watch themselves acting.

Yeah, it's so, it's such a weird feeling.

But you must like it because it takes so much time.

And also, you get paid so much more to be you than to be somebody else, right?

Basically.

I will say, when I, I filmed for four months, but I would go for a really intense week and I was doing promo and filming and everything, and back to back to back, so really long days.

And I called my sisters and I go, guys, you are, not to say you'd ever want to get into acting, but you are so lucky.

You can wake up and just, we can sit in bed and film, and you don't have to get up, hair and makeup, film at your own hours.

Like, there's no schedule.