Oh, you wait till it really kicks in at noon.

How long have we done now?

About three minutes.

Have we got any water?

Sure, you gotta have water for the session, right?

What are you doing? Plants drink like this.

Allow me.

Drink up.

I've gotta go.

But a guy your size, you're gonna want to stay out here for at least another couple of hours, right?

Okay, time for me to leaf.

That's a plant joke, since I know you love plants so much.

Ciao.

Joe, honey, dinner's ready.

Did you have a nice day at school?

No. No, I did not.

It was just totally uncalled for, right?

Yes.

And you're sure only plants can photosynthesize?

Yes.

So he obviously knew and he didn't tell me.

He took it too far, right?

Yes.

Can we please just go to sleep?

Sorry, it's hard to get comfortable when even your teeth have third-degree sunburn.

Look, you upset him and he got you back.

Maybe you should just draw a line under it.

Oh, I'm going to draw a line under it, all right?

Good.

I feel like we're on different pages here.

No, no, draw a line under it, I get it, I understand.

To emphasize it!

Mind if I join you?

Buddy?

Don't you usually have lunch with Darwin?

Oh, he had other plans.

Something to do with me going too far, people getting hurt, that sort of thing.

So you're not eating?

Oh, sure I am.

I thought I'd try some nice, fresh soil for lunch.

Because that's what plants eat, right?

Oh, absolutely. We eat soil all the time.

Great, because I brought enough for two.

Yeah, actually, I've already eaten lunch.

No, you haven't.

I've been watching you for the last three hours and I'm absolutely sure you haven't had lunch.

So tuck in.

Unless this isn't a plant thing.

No, no, it's a plant thing.

Clumpy.

Well, you know what else is a plant thing?

And you're sure this is a plant thing?

And you're sure this is a plant thing?

Of course, we get watered every day.

But does the pressure have to be so high?

Probably.

Dude, one at a time!

Luckily, all the evidence has been preserved, so this should be an open and shut case.

And that's lunch.

It's going to take a miracle for me to finish this race.

Huh?

I have to help with this.

It's a plant thing.

But aren't they dangerous?

It's fine as long as you don't aggravate them.

After all, bees are just overweight wasps.

Don't tell me. Plant thing?

Guess so.

Plant thing?

Yeah.

Okay, I give in!

I might not know anything about plants, but skydiving without a parachute is definitely not a plant thing!

Aha! So you admit it! You don't know anything about plants!

Aha! So you admit you were aware I didn't know anything about plants when you put me through all that stuff!

Aha! Then if you were aware that I knew that you knew that I was aware, why didn't you say anything?

Aha! I... No, wait, I didn't follow any of that.

Look, we'd better call a truce before this escalates any further.

Weed? Is that another plant joke?

What? No.

Leslie, I'm sorry I called plants pointless.

And I'm sorry I made you stand waist-deep in fresh manure.

Friends?

Till the end.

Which, judging by the speed the ground's coming up, is in about five seconds.

Wow. Where did that come from?

I don't know. Plant thing, I guess.

Well, thanks for teaching me something new.

Yeah, I'm not really convinced you learned anything about plants, but I guess we'd better get out of here.

I mean, you're gonna want to go home to get milked, right?

Cool, cool.

Wait, you think all mammals get milked?