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Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!

Ah!

There are squirrels in my pants!

That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.

There are squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that

Inside there be squirrels in my pants

Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats

Squirrels in my pants!

S to the I to the N to the P

Then maybe you can be moving like me

Step right over and watch me put it down

Squirrels! Squirrels!

Step right over and watch me put it

S to the I to the N to the P

Well, you got bat comb water in your pants

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

How can I qualify for government grants?

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Living in Florence, living in France

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Step right over and watch me put it down

Squirrels! Squirrels!

Step right over and watch me put it

S to the I to the N to the P

Ahhhhh!

Wow. She had actual squirrels in her pants.

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation

Then school comes along just to end it

The annual problem for our generation is finding a girl