We are lucky to be joined now, direct from Hogwarts Academy, by the very famous wizard himself, Mr. Harry Potter. Hello, Tina!

Hello, Jimmy!

Hello, Harry.

Now, Hogwarts, as I understand it, is a school for wizards and witches.

So, would you mind showing us some of your magic and wizardry? Oh, not at all!

This is a trick I learned from the esteemed Mrs. McGonagall.

It's called the mummy's finger.

Look!

It's alive!

Only those who have mastered the dark arts can perform this feat of sorcery. Yeah, I think I saw my nephew do that at a birthday party.

Okay, would you have anything else? Oh, yes.

This is a feat I learned from the dastardly Severus Snape.

Now, this appears to be an ordinary pencil, but in the hands of a Gryffindor wizard, it becomes a rubber pencil.

So that's how you fought the three-headed dog, by going like this? Oh, Tina, you're a wizard too!

No, no, I'm not a wizard.

It's gotta be something else.

How about something from the school of clairvoyance? Oh, I'm glad you asked, Tina.

Pick a number between one and three. Two. I knew you would pick two, Tina!

Not bad, huh?

That was stupid!

That's the only number between one and three.

It's terrible. Harry, these tricks are lame.

Are you okay? It shows, doesn't it?

I'm so tired!

I can't take it anymore!

I can't hide it! Did he who cannot be named zap your energy? No, I've been on a press junket for 73 days!

All I do is make appearances.

Last week I was supposed to study with Hermione, but my agent made me go with Andy Dick to the Shakira record release party.

My cell phone's ringing off the hook, those quonks at Warner Brothers are riding my ass, and I'm supposed to catch the golden snitch? Harry, I'm sorry, we didn't realize you were under so much pressure. Well, I am!

125 million kids have read my book!

And if the movie isn't good, they're going to rip me a new one that no magic wand can repair!

Please, Harry, good luck. You want to do one more trick before you go? Yeah, here's a trick!

I'll make myself disappear!

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Happy now, you bloodsuckers?

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