Name: 如果「壞習慣」有生命的話.... (Bad Habits)
Uploaded: 2024-06-11T04:02:48.000Z
Duration: 2 min 49 s

Wine, sugar, social media, series, video games, shopping and coffee.

酒、糖、社交媒體、連續劇、電子遊戲、購物和咖啡。

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I've gathered you here because production has gone down 400%, the belly has gone up 500%, my girlfriend sent me a memo and the doctor gave me an ultimatum.

我把你們召集到這裡，是因為產量下降了 400%，肚子漲了 500%，我的女朋友給我發了一份備忘錄，醫生給我下了最後通牒。

I'm sorry boys, but I can't have this many habits.

對不起，孩子們，我不能有這麼多習慣。

這就是為什麼我必須除掉你們所有人。

I can only keep one of you, but I don't know which one.

我只能留下你們中的一個，但我不知道是哪一個。

我的意思是，請不要選我，寶貝。

But there's nothing wrong with being a little bit overweight.

但稍微超重一點也沒什麼不好。

Imagine yourself after lunch having your coffee without...

想象一下，您在午餐後喝咖啡時沒有...

He gives you tendonitis and depresses you.

他會讓你得肌腱炎，讓你沮喪。

Get shopping, he only thinks about eating your savings.

去購物吧，他只想著吃掉你的積蓄。

I just give you a little bit of energy and take a lot of money from you.

我只是給你一點能量，從你身上拿走很多錢。

I take away ten times more money than you.

你拿走了我所有的積蓄，你這個壞東西。

喲，打那個傢伙，他很容易上癮。

And it can be very time consuming only to prepare one cup.

而且，只准備一杯可能非常耗時。

You start with one episode and you binge watch them all.

你從一集開始，然後全部狂看。

That's just because it's good quality entertainment, right?

這只是因為它是高質量的娛樂，對嗎？

I can give you headaches, diarrhea, insomnia...

我可以讓你頭痛、腹瀉、失眠......

On top of everything he messes with your health.

除此之外，他還會擾亂你的健康。

And you damage the liver, you big drunk son of a...

你這個大酒鬼，你傷害了肝臟......

I'm so sick and tired of playing with my health.

我已經厭倦了拿自己的健康開玩笑。

Hey, I'm the only entertainment you got left.

Without series or video games, how are you gonna spend your free time?

沒有連續劇或電子遊戲，你怎麼打發空閒時間？

好了，好了，好了，我的朋友。

Who would have said you are the best of my habit?

誰會說你是我習慣中的佼佼者？

You know I got a friend that you can get addicted to and keep being productive?

你知道我有個朋友能讓你沉迷其中並保持高效率嗎？

In some of these modern cultures, people think he's amazing.

在一些現代文化中，人們認為他很了不起。

We can start with 10 hours a day and from there the sky's the limit, papi.

我們可以從每天 10 個小時開始，從那時起，天無絕人之路，Papi。

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