Wine, sugar, social media, series, video games, shopping and coffee.

I've gathered you here because production has gone down 400%, the belly has gone up 500%, my girlfriend sent me a memo and the doctor gave me an ultimatum.

I'm sorry boys, but I can't have this many habits.

That's why I must get rid of all of you.

What?

Except for one.

I can only keep one of you, but I don't know which one.

So start talking!

I mean, please don't pick me, baby.

I'm your dopamine, your happiness.

Yeah, but you also make me fat.

But there's nothing wrong with being a little bit overweight.

Imagine yourself after lunch having your coffee without...

I'm dead serious, so keep talking.

Hit the wine, he also makes you fat.

What about video games?

He gives you tendonitis and depresses you.

Get shopping, he only thinks about eating your savings.

Just hit me, bro.

I deserve it the most.

But why?

I don't know, man.

I'm just not sure if I'm worth it.

I just give you a little bit of energy and take a lot of money from you.

What do you mean?

You are the cheapest one here.

I take away ten times more money than you.

Right.

I never thought of it that way.

But I also give you other things...

You took all my savings, you bad thing.

Now it's my turn, now hit me.

Right.

Yo, hit that guy, he's very addictive.

Exactly.

And it can be very time consuming only to prepare one cup.

Time you?

Nah.

Watching series, that takes time.

You start with one episode and you binge watch them all.

That's just because it's good quality entertainment, right?

I mean, right?

I just deserve to die, man.

I can give you headaches, diarrhea, insomnia...

You see?

On top of everything he messes with your health.

Just whack him already.

What a hypocrite.

You cause depression, dude.

And you damage the liver, you big drunk son of a...

I'm so sick and tired of playing with my health.

Social media and coffee.

Hey, I'm the only entertainment you got left.

Without series or video games, how are you gonna spend your free time?

Drinking coffee, I guess.

Well, well, well, my friend.

Who would have said you are the best of my habit?

Take it easy, bro.

You know I got a friend that you can get addicted to and keep being productive?

In some of these modern cultures, people think he's amazing.

Who's that?

Nice to meet you.

My name is Mr. Work.

We can start with 10 hours a day and from there the sky's the limit, papi.

To infinity and beyond, big boy.