The main thing is, just do what the foreman tells you.

If he says dig, you dig.

If he says eat, you eat.

Let's hope he doesn't say both at the same time, because then I'll end up eating dirt.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Yeah, all right.

Let's, uh, let's just get to work.

Whoa.

Speaking of working, check out that sweet piece, because her body's working overtime.

Yeah, that's one clock I'd like to punch all night long.

Yeah, only they're going to have to give her hazard pay, because that ass is dangerous.

Ha, ha, ha.

Yeah, I bet she makes sex all over the place, all the time, like it's outstanding.

What?

No, I mean, like her butt.

It's like 100% whammo, you know?

Like he was saying.

Whammo?

Hey, it's Jack's first day, guys.

Let's cut him some slack.

Hey, speaking of slacks getting cut, we got a couple of torpedoes incoming at 4 o'clock.

Oh, gosh.

She's got my private standing at attention.

Say, who ordered Arby's?

Because those are two juicy stacks of roast beef.

Yeah, yeah.

Stack them up.

They're like two giant, meaty junk boons.

They're like two big, breasty squish rags.

Squish rags?

What?

I'm just agreeing with you, guys.

She's like sexy, times five, plus her boobies, carry the bone, equals yum-a-dum-dum.

Ma'am, where are you from?

I move around a lot.

Hey, speaking of moving around a lot, check out the jump in that bump.

Mm, I would crack that open, pour it into a glass, and sip it all afternoon.

Hey, somebody call Amtrak, because I need two tickets to Booty City.

I'd hit it, quit it, and then beg for my job back, so I could hit it again.

Yeah.

She's like a big bowl of butt soup with extra nipples.

And can I get that with a side of oo-oo-oo?

Yes, you can, sir.

Your total comes to five kisses and 47 smooches.

Drive up to the next window and collect that sweet, sweet Heidi.

What?

Man, what in the hell?

Hey, what in God's name's going on over here, huh?

Uh, nothing, boss, just, uh, hard at work.

Oh, yeah?

Because I got a lot of complaints that you guys are heckling women on the sidewalk here, and apparently one of you is real bad at it.

No.

Nope, nope, we're all tight for the best.

Well, that's a relief, which is good, because I can't get no relief from that ass.

Oo-oo, now that's a five-alarm booty.

Oo-oo, oo-oo.

Somebody dial 3-1-1, because I saw something, and I need to say something.

Hey!

Christmas dinner call is missing two hams.

Yeah, yeah.

I bet she's got a big old penis under there, too.

Oh!

Whoa!

What?

Hey, what?

No, no, no, no, no, no, you're fired.

You're fired, okay?

I'm sorry, it's just, no, that was awful.

Get out of here.

Yeah, man, haven't you ever seen a hot woman by a construction site before?

Yeah, I did.

I did once a long, long time ago.

You see, my father, he worked construction, too.

When I was eight years old, I went to visit him at work, and all of a sudden, this beautiful young woman walked by.

Say, nice keister.

Owie!

Oh, God, I had no idea.

I'm so sorry, Jack.

Hey, you know what?

You're welcome in our crew anytime.

You mean it?

Oh, boy, I'm so happy I could pooperize you!

What?

Oh, come on.

You work, man.

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