- Hey. - Sweetie.

Ready to go?

Yeah, sure. Ooh, I left my purse up at Monica's. I'll be right back.

Wait a minute.

What?

That one kept going.

So, you and Phoebe, huh? How long you been going out?

Over a month.

Wow. Maybe, uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better.

Sure. I'd like that.

So, uh, what's your name?

It's Jake.

Joey.

Hey, Jake, uh, do you like the Knicks?

Yeah, big fan.

Me, too. There's a game on Tuesday. You want to go?

Yeah, that'd be great. Let me make sure I'm not doing anything Tuesday.

Phoebe. - Hey.

Listen.

You know how, uh, when you're wearing pants and you lean forward, I check out your underwear?

Yeah.

Well, when Jake did it, I saw that he was wearing women's underwear.

I know. They were mine.

Oh. No. Wait. That's weird.

No, it's not. We were just goofing around, and I dared him to try them on.

That's weird.

I'm wearing his briefs right now.

That's kind of hot.

I think so, too.

And that little flap?

Great for holding my lipstick.

Yeah, I wouldn't know about that.

And, you know, Jake says that women's underwear is actually more comfortable.

And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.

Yeah, well, next thing you know, he'll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture.

There is nothing wrong with Jake, okay? He is all man.

I'm thinking even more than you.

Oh, yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink laces.

I'm just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women's underwear.

I don't think you could ever do that.

Hey, I am secure with my masculinity.

Okay, whatever.

You've seen my huge stack of porn, right?

Hey, Pheebs.

Hey.

Check it out.

How much of a man am I?

Wow, nice. Manly and also kind of a slut.

You know, I'm beginning to see what Jake was talking about.

The silk feels really good.

Yeah, and things aren't as smashed down as I thought they were gonna be.

That's great, Joe.

Yeah, and you have so many more choices than you do with men's underwear.

Bikini, French cut, thong. And the fabrics. You got cotton, silk, lace.

And you know what I've always wondered about?

Pantyhose.

You know, the way they start at your toe and then they go all the way up to your...

I should go take these off, shouldn't I?

I think it's important that you do.

Feel better?

Yeah, much.

Listen, uh, not that I'm insecure about my manhood or anything, you know, but, uh, I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.

Yeah, I understand.

Hey, hi. - Hi.

You look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?

I don't think so.

Oh, maybe it's because I'm on television.

I'm an actor on Days of Our Lives.

Wow, really?

$4.50, please.

Oh, let me get this.

These are for you.