But this stick figure wasn't called "The Chosen One" for nothing

he somehow figured out how to get my stick figure on his side

so they teamed up and... destroyed my computer

blue screen of death, fried motherboard

are you serious??

yup. so i had no choice but to get a new computer

all because of a stick figure I made

do you think it'll happen again?

well it's been 3 years and nothing's happened

Alan!

Yeah?

Can you come here for a second?

Okay.

hang on

oh hey I have to go get the laundry, I will talk to you later.

TheSecondComing.exe

The Chosen One's Return

The Second Coming is not responding

The action cannot be completed because the program is too resistant.

The Second Coming sends the following message: "You ended my friends. Now I will end you."

I give up on life. I'm not even going to try any more.

You like this.

Wow, insensitive, I might just unfriend you for that

That wasn't me!!!

What a bunch of losers

winners****

Groupon is doing an extra 10 dollars off today and tomorrow.

go die

LIVE! LIVE!!

ugly

BEAUTIFUL!!

Who wants me to stalk them in their sleep? Because I will.

I DO!! I DO!!

NO I DONT!! I DONT!!

Your photography skills are like drinking straws, meaning they suck

catch me if you can, you monster

"TheSecondComing.exe" was added to your Dropbox folder

Select All

Delete

STOP!!

it talks?

you talk?

DON'T DELETE ME PLEASE

I'm not going to delete you. You need to calm down.

you need to die

Hey stick figure. You're a really good animator.

what?

If you help me animate, I'll let you free, as long as you don't wreck my computer.

no

Why not??

You ended my friends.

Oh.

When do we start?

five months later

taught by (stick figure)

good?

next frame please

let's watch it!

high five dude.

break time!

The End

Animation, Cinematography, Acting, Sound Design by Alan Becker

Music by Sarah Eide

Thanks to all the backers of the Kickstarter project! Listed in order of contribution:

Subtitles by Alan Becker