We're abutting a pillow fort.

Wanna help? Why is the pillow fort highly weaponized?What?

These?

No reason. So, you set up battle fortifications in the living room for no particular reason?Yeah.

If you keep lying, this is going to stop being the living room. Bruh, you're so angry right now you're turning red.Well, more like a lighter red, bruh. Shut up.

He turned my armor pink, and now he's hiding in his fort. I'm sorry, master.

When I was doing laundry, I must have mixed in your armor with my...

Boy panties!

This is paint.

You painted this. Oh yeah, I forgot.

But also, the washing machine broke. Maybe the washing machine broke because you loaded the equivalent of a ton of bricks in it. I don't have the money to fix this. Bruh, so you can save the galaxy but can't afford a washing machine?

How is Humpty Dumpty more put together than you? Bruh, he lost his military pension after going AWOL to chase down his imaginary AI girlfriend.

You simped away all your money. Don't worry, master.

I know just the place that's hiring, and with your new outfit, you'll be perfect for it. You planned all this, didn't you? Help!

Master, I'm stuck in the washing machine. Bruh, opportunities have arisen. Heyo, welcome to Bulging Burgers.

Nyah.

What can I get you? Yeah, boy.

I'm gonna need a refill on my uh...

My ranch dressing. I'll come, right there.

I don't want to work here. Why not?

Bruh, ain't nothing manlier than being yourself.

I'd rather be like Destiny. Master, he's trying to steal your job. There's only one job available.

You'll have to battle to see who's cuter. You've got this, master.

When have you ever lost a battle? This one.

I want to lose this one. Master, you're getting this job.

I can't keep paying your rent.

It's financially ruining me. But I don't want to become a femin- Boy. Too late, master.

Pretty good.

Now you do something cute, big guy. Bruh, you good?

No.

Well, I'm good.

My butt is just sore from when master was blasting my ass stouffle while I was trapped in the washing machine.

Context. Sir, this is a family restaurant. Uh, well, did he get the job? Nope.

He's just not confident enough.

He's gonna have to man up if he wants to put on a skirt and thigh-high socks to work here.

Nyah. Bruh, how is you not manly enough to be girly?

That don't even make no sense, bruh.

You're gonna give me an arthritis attack up in here. Well, master, since we couldn't fix your armor, you could always just wear your new armor. Nah.

The art style is busy.

I'd rather just wear this. Bruh.

Yes!

Meow.