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  • Listen to the rhythm, rhythm of the street.

  • Open up your eyes, open up your ears.

  • Get together and make things better by working together.

  • It's a simple message and it comes from the heart.

  • Oh, believe in yourself.

  • For that's the place to start.

  • Start and I say, hey, hey!

  • What a wonderful kind of day.

  • To learn to work and play.

  • And get along with each other.

  • Hey! What a wonderful kind of day.

  • Hey! What a wonderful kind of day.

  • Hey!

  • Hey, T.W.!

  • Hey!

  • What are you doing?

  • Besides messing up your room, none of your business.

  • And stop hiccuping, OK? You're driving me nuts!

  • You know how some kids dress up as kitty cats and fairies on Halloween?

  • Well, that's not what Halloween's about.

  • I'll show you what I mean.

  • Twinkle, Tweet!

  • Oh, look! You're so cute!

  • Wrong!

  • See, on Halloween, you're supposed to look like monsters.

  • You're supposed to scare people.

  • Try again.

  • Twinkle, Tweet!

  • There you go. Much better.

  • Scaring people on Halloween is an important tradition.

  • Plus, it's fun. Watch this.

  • Whoa!

  • Is that your idea of scary?

  • What's on your face? Underpants?

  • Pick or treat?

  • Arthur!

  • Shh!

  • Check this out. I'm going as Frankentist.

  • Half Frankenstein, half dentist. Scary, huh?

  • Not really. I'm going to be a prom queen.

  • What's scary about that?

  • Trust me. Me as a prom queen will be scary.

  • That's not half as scary as Candy Boy.

  • Candy Boy?

  • He's a boy who never gets candy. It makes him really mad.

  • So what's your costume, Brain?

  • I'm going as the 14th Century.

  • This is the castle, and these are the serfs.

  • And here's a village where false beliefs are taking hold.

  • The 14th Century. Don't you get it?

  • No hygiene? No movable type? No science?

  • Guess who's going to have the scariest costume this year?

  • Me.

  • Nuh-uh, Arthur.

  • I'm going to be way scarier than you.

  • What could you possibly think of that scarier than Frankentist?

  • Lots of things.

  • How about a hairless mouse?

  • Or a dog that walks on its hind legs?

  • Or a roller skate without shoelaces?

  • Or I could be a brown banana. That's scary.

  • Mom, can you please make D.W. stop hiccuping?

  • She's been doing it since yesterday.

  • I can't help it.

  • Did you try holding your breath, D.W.? Maybe that'll work.

  • Okay.

  • Cut it out. That's worse than hiccuping.

  • Oops. Sorry.

  • What's scarier, a crown or a tiara?

  • And why are you covered in crumbs?

  • It's all D.W.'s fault.

  • She's been hiccuping for two days, and it's driving me crazy.

  • Well, curing hiccups is easy.

  • All you have to do is drink a glass of water upside down.

  • You mean, you have to be upside down when you drink the water?

  • Or you have to hold the glass so it's upside down when you drink?

  • Beats me. I've never had the hiccups.

  • Some scientists believe that if you scare someone, you can cause an esophageal contraction, and they'll stop hiccuping.

  • One plus zero is what?

  • Hey!

  • Excellent!

  • Now, girls and boys, let's try something harder.

  • Something that will scare the boy.

  • Is that your idea of scary?

  • Ow!

  • D.W., isn't there any way you can stop hiccuping?

  • No.

  • She's tried everything.

  • Holding her breath, drinking water.

  • I don't know what else to do.

  • Brain told me to scare her, but it only made her hiccups worse.

  • That's because there's no way you could scare me.

  • D.W., you're too... Arthur-y.

  • Okay, Arthur, if you really want to scare me, then here's my list of things that are scary.

  • Doob-bunny?

  • Dark bunny.

  • I've never seen it, but I've heard it's scary.

  • Octopuses?

  • Octopuses!

  • If one fell in my bath, I don't know what I would do.

  • Right? Number three looks like a cookie.

  • It is.

  • Eating a gingerbread man. Ew!

  • How is that scary?

  • They're creepy.

  • Those little raisin eyes and fat legs.

  • Keep reading.

  • An eye?

  • Uni.

  • Losing uni.

  • No! Having to give uni to the Tibbles!

  • That'd be the scariest thing in the whole wide world!

  • D.W., why can't you be scared of normal stuff like aliens and cobwebs?

  • All right, how about we start with number two?

  • I'm... ready!

  • Ready for the octopus!

  • D.W., it's not scary if you know an octopus is coming.

  • You have to be surprised.

  • Oh, okay.

  • La-di-da-di-da.

  • I'm just sitting here in the tub, not waiting for an octopus.

  • It's an octopus!

  • Ah! Ah! Ah!

  • What is this?

  • It's a balloon with pipe cleaners.

  • Well, I didn't have an actual...

  • Oh, all right. Let's try Dark Bunny.

  • Okay, let's get this show on the road.

  • Before we start, do you need your blankie?

  • My blankie bit the dust a long time ago.

  • I tell you, Mary, I have to change my evil ways.

  • But how?

  • It's easy to be good, Dark Bunny.

  • Just start by spelling the word good.

  • G-O-O...

  • What? This can't be right.

  • Friday on Dark Bunny.

  • Mary Moo Cow pays the bad bunny a visit.

  • Being good is the best time...

  • No! Turn it off!

  • Are you sure he won't be mad that I ate him?

  • Trust me, I am 1,000% sure.

  • Okay, here goes.

  • Head...

  • Eyes... Not bad.

  • Arms...

  • Legs...

  • Arthur! It's alive! It's moving inside me!

  • It's a cookie, D.W.! Sit down!

  • He's mad! I can feel it! He's coming back up!

  • This is the last scary thing on your list.

  • It better work.

  • This is Uni.

  • And this is her clothes, horse, horse clothes barn.

  • And her schoolhouse.

  • And unicycle and pedal-action convertible.

  • And don't you dare even touch her!

  • Because as soon as I stop hiccuping, I want her back!

  • That didn't seem too scary.

  • It was terrifying!

  • Poor Uni.

  • Will I ever get to see her blue hair again?

  • Will I ever get to cray on her face?

  • Did you hear that?

  • Hear what?

  • I'm not hiccuping anymore.

  • Yahoo! We did it!

  • Hi, Arthur. Hi, D.W.

  • Look! No hiccups!

  • Good for you.

  • You know, I was just reading about the world record holder for hiccups.

  • A guy named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 68 years.

  • Can you believe it?

  • Well, see ya!

  • Oh, no! Oh, no!

  • We're here waiting to see if D.W.Ui can set the world record for hiccups.

  • Tell me, how does it feel to be this close to making history?

  • Terrible!

  • If you can continue hiccuping for another 30 seconds, then it'll be officially 69 years since you started, which makes you...

  • Let me see... 69...

  • Old.

  • Right. Very old.

  • Let's watch and see, shall we?

  • What's wrong?

  • I can't hiccup anymore.

  • Now you decide to stop?

  • It's a bust, folks. Go home.

  • At least I don't need a Halloween costume this year.

  • I can just go as Hiccup Girl.

  • That's pretty scary, I have to admit.

  • Why aren't you wearing a costume, D.W.?

  • I am. I'm Hiccup Girl.

  • See?

  • Don't worry. Your hiccups won't last forever.

  • No. Just 69 years.

  • Give or take a few seconds.

  • I don't look scary at all. I look weird.

  • It's not like this is a competition or anything.

  • Because if it was, you'd come in last.

  • Let's go, okay? Candy Boy needs some candy.

  • Buster, are you sure you can see out of that mask?

  • Sure can.

  • Ow! Watch it!

  • Sorry, Brain.

  • Oh, wonderful costumes, everybody!

  • Hey, what happened to the lights?

  • Oops, my boom unplugged the lamp.

  • Hold on a sec, I have a flashlight.

  • Ah! Ah! Who are you? What do you want?

  • Help! It's me, D.W.! Can't you tell?

  • That is the disgustingest costume I ever saw.

  • You scared me and I'm never talking to you again!

  • Arthur! They're gone!

  • This time the hiccups are really gone! You did it!

  • I did? You mean, I really am scary?

  • Wee! Wee! Wee!

  • Wow, nice costumes. Just a moment.

  • Roar!

  • I knew it was too good to be true.

  • You're in them! You shoot them! You make them!

  • It's Postcards from You!

  • It's Postcards from You!

  • This postcard from you was made by kids at the Harvard Kent School in Charlestown, Massachusetts.

  • One hour later...

  • I think I ate too much.

  • I think I need to lay down.

  • Help! I really need help.

  • My stomach hurts.

  • Who are you people?

  • I'm Captain Nutrition.

  • And I'm Fitness.

  • Who are you people?

  • I'm Captain Nutrition.

  • And I'm Fitness Queen.

  • He's been eating too much junk food.

  • I found these.

  • Here, try some of these.

  • Our next postcard comes from kids at the Boys and Girls Club in Lewiston, Idaho.

  • Hey, two girls!

  • I found a shell!

  • There's many types of birds.

  • There's the chicken, the chickadee, the swallow, the sparrow, golden eagle, bald eagle.

  • What is that?

  • It's a feather.

  • No, it's a piece of fur.

  • What do you think it's from?

  • It might be a fox because I've seen foxes with that type of hair.

  • This could be, like, to a badger or something.

  • What do you think it is?

  • To see more postcards from you, visit pbskids.org.

  • They're out!

  • No way! I'm safe!

  • Told ya!

  • Isn't it annoying when someone is always right?

  • Francine usually is about sports.

  • With Finkie, it's music.

  • No, no, no!

  • You came in too quickly, you're behind and you're flat!

  • Let's try it again and with some enthusiasm!

  • And Buster?

  • Buster is almost never wrong when it comes to candy.

  • The chocolate is dry and the nuts are stale.

  • I'd say this candy bar was left here sometime in December, around the 15th.

  • Want it?

  • Ew!

  • Fortunately, no one is ever right about everything.

  • Excuse me, Arthur.

  • Excuse me, Arthur.

  • I hate to interrupt, but that last sentence was poorly constructed.

  • What do you mean?

  • You don't need to use both ever and always.

  • It's redundant.

  • That's just your opinion!

  • No, it says so right here in the Skunk and Blight Manual of English Usage.

  • Let me read from Chapter 7.

  • When constructing a sentence, it is best to avoid redundancies whenever possible.

  • Pretty annoying, isn't it?

  • Arthur gets the mint chip, and Buster gets the double-dipped mocha lotion, banana, banana, berry blast, extra jimmies, hold the cherry.

  • Ah, the number five.

  • Hey, you want to see what I got my mom for her birthday?

  • What is it?

  • A hat!

  • Oh, I thought it might be something from your food collection.

  • What do you think?

  • Um, maybe it'll look better on your mother.

  • Uh, it looked okay in the store, but now I'm not so sure.

  • You could probably exchange it.

  • Will you come with me after school tomorrow?

  • There's so many hats to choose from in that place.

  • I get overwhelmed.

  • Sorry.

  • I have to help my dad clean out the garage.

  • How about you, Brain?

  • Want to help me pick out a new hat for my mom?

  • Sure, I'll be glad to help.

  • Hmm.

  • No.

  • Hmm.

  • No, too flowery.

  • Ah-ha!

  • Buster, it's her birthday.

  • She's not graduating college.

  • Hey, what about this one?

  • It has a hole in it.

  • Maybe something's supposed to go there and it just fell off.

  • No, it's just a moth hole.

  • How about those Tyrolean hats?

  • Hey!

  • How about this one?

  • Pretty snazzy, eh?

  • I don't think so.

  • Now this, this is perfect.

  • Well, what's wrong with this one?

  • There's too much orange in it.

  • Here, take this one.

  • Trust me.

  • I think you're wrong.

  • I think she'll love this one.

  • But this one matches her eyes.

  • Her eyes aren't green.

  • Yes, they are.

  • Oh, yeah, they are.

  • Well, they're not that shade of green.

  • I'm buying this one.

  • Are you sure about this?

  • Brain, she's my own mother.

  • I think I know what she would like a little better than you.

  • Oh, my.

  • It's so bold.

  • Do you like it?

  • I think it's wonderful.

  • Thank you so much, sweetie.

  • Try it on.

  • It'll be great for a party.

  • It's been almost a week and she hasn't worn the hat.

  • I guess Brain was right.

  • As usual.

  • He's even right about things that aren't his business.

  • Doesn't it bug you sometimes?

  • No.

  • It bugs me.

  • Once, just once, I'd like to see him be wrong.

  • I'm sure Brain's been wrong plenty of times.

  • Hey again, Alice.

  • What's wrong?

  • I don't know.

  • I'm sure Brain's been wrong plenty of times.

  • Hey again, Alan.

  • Excellent work.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • No one's perfect, Buster.

  • You're right.

  • One day, he has to slip up.

  • And I'm going to be there when he does.

  • Hey, Buster, what'll it be?

  • A number five?

  • No, I'm trying something different today.

  • One scoop of mellow mint, one of fudge pièce de pretzel, smooshins, coconut sprinkles, hot fudge, whipped cream, four cherries and a teaspoon of rainbow jimmies.

  • And I'm in a rush.

  • Here you go.

  • That's $3.75, please.

  • It's perfect.

  • You want your change?

  • You gave me $3.95.

  • Thank you.

  • Hey, Brain, how's it going?

  • Say, do you know what the capital of Romania is?

  • Bucharest.

  • Why?

  • How about Czechoslovakia?

  • There is no more Czechoslovakia.

  • It was split into the Czech Republic and Slovakia.

  • Ha!

  • You're wrong.

  • It's Prague.

  • Prague is the library's old atlas.

  • The new one's on the podium over there.

  • Why are you quizzing me?

  • Quizzing you?

  • I'm not quizzing you.

  • Can't a kid just ask a question?

  • How about Bulgaria?

  • Sofia?

  • Alan?

  • Telephone for you.

  • Good evening, sir.

  • You have been randomly selected to win a prize if you correctly answer this question.

  • What is the square root of 1,764?

  • Buster, why are you calling me at 9.30 at night?

  • Uh, sorry, wrong number.

  • Hello?

  • Forty-two.

  • Oh.

  • He'll slip up someday.

  • I know he will.

  • Admit it, I finally caught you.

  • No, you didn't.

  • You said it was going to rain today.

  • And look, not a cloud in the sky.

  • You were wrong.

  • I said it looked like rain.

  • It was just an opinion.

  • Not a fact.

  • Well, then, your opinion was wrong.

  • These answers he's making, they're never mistaken

  • He's Mr. Always Right

  • These answers he's making, they're never mistaken

  • He's Mr. Always Right

  • I'll get you yet, Mr. Always Right.

  • If train A leaves the station at 8.45, going 60 miles an hour, and train B leaves the station at 9, going 80 miles an hour...

  • I'm not going to answer you.

  • Why?

  • You're afraid you'll get it wrong, aren't you?

  • No, I'm just tired of you pestering me.

  • Is this all because you didn't take my advice about your mom's hat?

  • Arthur told me she didn't like that orange thing.

  • No.

  • Okay, it is.

  • There, you're right again.

  • You're always right.

  • And I'm always wrong.

  • Gustav Eiffel designed many structures, but he's most famous for building which structure?

  • Yes, Alan?

  • The pyramid?

  • No, not even close.

  • It's the Eiffel Tower, of course.

  • Do you feel all right, Alan?

  • Fine. I guess I just made a mistake.

  • Did you hear that?

  • He said he made a mistake?

  • Okay, let's settle down, everyone.

  • He was wrong? Brain was really wrong?

  • Woo-hoo! Finally!

  • And do you know the correct answer, Mr. Baxter?

  • Uh, 1492?

  • Hey, Brain, you knew the answer to that question earlier, didn't you?

  • If I say yes, are you going to follow me until you catch me making a mistake?

  • No. Sorry I've been such a pest.

  • I was just upset that I didn't pick something my mom liked.

  • I still am.

  • Maybe she can return it and get...

  • Muffy, where'd you get that hat?

  • Oh, this? Isn't it charmant?

  • I got it at the clothing exchange. Buzz had a whole box of them.

  • This one has a hole in it.

  • So does this one.

  • Wait, they all have holes in them.

  • That's because I haven't sewn these on yet.

  • The beetle berets were discontinued because this jeweled bug kept falling out.

  • But if you use thicker thread, it works fine.

  • Like this one.

  • Buster, I was wrong, and you were right.

  • I thought it was a moth hole, remember?

  • Who cares? I'll take it.

  • Isn't it great?

  • And she was able to get some gloves for the other hat we returned.

  • Here you go. This one's on the house.

  • Happy birthday, Mrs. Baxter.

  • Thank you, Alan.

  • Uh, Brain, this is a number five. I ordered the number three.

  • Really? I could have sworn you said...

  • Oh, well. My mistake.

  • Ha ha ha. Just wanted to hear you say it.

  • Don't worry, Brain. You were right.

  • Every day when you're walking down the street

  • And everybody that you meet

  • Has an original point of view

  • And I say, hey!

  • What a wonderful kind of day

  • If we could learn to work and play

  • And get along with each other

  • What a wonderful kind of day

  • What a wonderful kind of day

  • What a wonderful kind of day

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