Alone? I already cut the hole in the popcorn bucket!

B-but won't the popcorn fall out?

Then plug the hole!

Uhhh...

So what do you say, little man? You wanna come?

To the movies?

Nnnnope!

Uh, I need to consult my life coach!

Your what?

Yeah, he can't go!

Why not?

Cause he's not bankrolling your movie visit!

$30 for popcorn?

We're hustlers! We don't get hustled!

The only place you hustle is to the couch!

Yeah babe, come sit next to me!

We can Netflix and chill right here for free!

It's basically the same thing!

There's just one small problem...

Uhhh...

Does anybody actually have an account?

Uh, yeah! My password is sleevelessjeans123-

Stop listening to him! He's just trying to sabotage our date!

He'd never!

We have to sabotage your date!

But I kind of like spending time with her, I guess...

Some cause fallacy!

Just look at her! She's a bum!

And all she wants to do is bum a free movie off you!

That's not true!

Prove it!

Well, I'll pay for the tickets!

Mine too!

What?!

Oh, it'll be like a double date!

Except there's three of us and he's not bringing anybody!

Bro, got room for one more?

No one else is coming!

Hello! Welcome to the movies!

We have payment plans for the popcorn, if you need it!

Yeah, we need uh, four tickets to a movie that's not uh...

Sequel, remake, reboot, reimagining, or an adaptation of a book?

Sure! This movie won an Oscar!

It can't be pretentious!

Uh...

I guess you can watch the ads!

That's perfect!

Uh, does that work for you, Terskit?

As long as I'm with you!

You mean with us, babe!

Just buy the f***ing tickets!

Here you go!

Oh, thanks!

Guys, I got the tickets!

Hey there, buddy! You didn't order any popcorn!

Won't you get hungry during the movie?

Unless...

You're smuggling in food, aren't you?

I never break the rules! I'm a good boy!

Girl, I got an entire rotisserie chicken in my coat pocket!

What? Why?

When I go to the movies, I get set up in there like it's the Last Supper!

There's more food than Thanksgiving!

I got a microwave stash under our seats, and I got a mini-fridge hidden in the ventilation system!

You're gonna get us kicked out!

I can just about guarantee it when I start livestreaming the movie!

You're not gonna ruin my date!

Hand over all of the counter-bands!

C-c-c-c-c-cantor-bands!

Fine! You twisted my arm! Here you go!

What? There's no way that you can eat all of this!

Eat? No, I sell it in the bathroom!

So this is what it means when you say you're hustling?

I love you!

Hey, what is that you're holding?

I'm holding it for a friend!

Did you really think you could smuggle in an entire buffet?

Ah, foot!

You're banned from the movies! Vacate the premises!

But... but he set me up!

Nah, you set me up! Get some free tickets!

What? You really did all of this just to save a few bucks?

This cost me a lot of money to do, I hope you know that.

That's it! I'm taking my short king with, and I'm leaving!

Don't act like leaving is a choice!

How about you let him choose who he hangs out with for once?

Me, or you?

Uh... uh... sure!

I'm a Dabi Mami goth girl who's going to financially support him!

How could he not pick me?

Uh, could you tell me why I should pick you instead?

Easy!

Shhh...

I've seen this one! He buys a Toyota!

Stop her! She's spoiling the ads!

What?