Let's get Ray out of here first.

讓我們先把雷救出來。

Let's get Ray, I'm about to watch.

我們去找雷，我正要看呢。

Ray!

雷

You want Ray?

你想要雷？

Let's get Ray.

我們去找雷

Let's get Ray.

我們去找雷

Let's get Ray.

我們去找雷

Yeah.

是啊

Let's get Ray.

我們去找雷

You called my agent.

你打電話給我的經紀人

Bro, I ain't gonna lie.

兄弟，我不想撒謊。

You called my agent.

你打電話給我的經紀人

Huh?

啊？

Who's Ray?

雷是誰？

Ray?

雷？

Bro, come on.

兄弟，別這樣

I don't want to eat rice.

我不想吃米飯。

I don't want to eat rice.

我不想吃米飯。

Taiwan.

臺灣。

Got it, all right.

知道了

Bro, stay!

兄弟，留下來

Stop that!

別說了

Nah, let's get Ray down.

不，讓雷下來吧

Let's get Ray down.

把雷放下來

Hey, Ray!

嘿，雷

Let's get Ray down.

把雷放下來

Let's get Ray back.

讓雷回來吧

Let's do the chip.

我們來做芯片。

I think you picked the group.

我想你選中了這一組。

Yeah, let's pick the group.

是啊，我們來選一組吧。

We do the chip.

我們做芯片。

Do the chip.

做芯片。

Right?

對不對？

Yes.

是的。

We do the chip.

我們做芯片。

Let's go.

我們走吧

Let's make sure we're not in the middle.

讓我們確保我們不會夾在中間。

Mini group.

小型小組。

Mini group.

小型小組。

Mini.

迷你版

Good.

很好。

Mini.

迷你版

You can't have all of that.

你不可能擁有這一切。

We're a sleepover.

我們在過夜

That's two.

這是兩個。

This ain't jail.

這裡不是監獄

You're right.

你說得對。

This ain't prison.

這裡不是監獄

You're right.

你說得對。

You see what I'm saying?

你明白我的意思嗎？

Yeah, Ray.

是的，雷

OK, close the door.

好了，把門關上。

Let's close the door.

把門關上

Let's do it one by one.

讓我們一個一個來。

Ray, there you go.

雷，給你。

All the way, Ray.

一路順風，雷

Good for you, too.

對你也有好處。

Ray, welcome.

雷，歡迎你。

You're the first overall draft pick in the sleepover.

你是臥談會的狀元秀。

What that mean?

這是什麼意思？

What that mean?

這是什麼意思？

Unless you say, you speak English?

除非你說，你會說英語？

Yeah, a little bit.

是的，一點點。

A little bit.

一點點

Hey, Ray.

嘿，雷

Hit him with some mannering.

給他點顏色看看

Tell him some crazy.

告訴他一些瘋狂的事

You didn't.

你沒有

No, go crazy.

不，你瘋了。

What did you just say?

你剛才說什麼？

What did you just say?

你剛才說什麼？

Ray.

雷

I think he said.

我想他是這麼說的。

You didn't just say.

你不只是說

Ray, gun.

雷，槍

Yeah, again.

又來了

One more time.

再來一次

He said cousin.

他說，表弟。

He was talking to Ray.

他在和雷說話。

Get him.

抓住他

Get him, Ray.

抓住他 雷

You speak.

你說話。

You speak Taiwanese.

你會說臺語。

You take some, Ray.

你吃點吧，雷

You're looking.

您正在查看

We're looking.

我們正在尋找。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

You see that?

看到了嗎？

He didn't expect that.

他沒想到會這樣。

Oh, Kevin been around the world.

凱文環遊世界

Oh, Kevin been around the world.

凱文環遊世界

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, Kevin.

是啊，凱文。

Ni hao.

Ni hao.

Ni hao, Kai Lin.

Ni hao, Kai Lin.

What that mean?

這是什麼意思？

I used to watch a cartoon that was.

我以前看過一部卡通片。

Okay, Ray.

好了 雷

Yo, I thought.

喲，我想。

They coming for you.

他們來找你了

Go for them.

去吧

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

I used to watch a cartoon.

我以前看過一部卡通片。

Go for them, Ray.

去吧，雷

What do you mean go for them?

什麼意思？

Go.

去吧

Go what?

去什麼？

First thing you want to say, go.

你想說的第一件事，走吧。

What's up, yo?

怎麼了？

What's up, yo?

怎麼了？

English.

英語。

Is that what you said?

你是這麼說的嗎？

What's up, yo?

怎麼了？

What's up, yo?

怎麼了？

What's up, man?

怎麼了？

What's up?

怎麼了？

You mean shit, bro.

你的意思是狗屎，兄弟。

What's up, Lin Lin?

怎麼了，林林？

What's up?

怎麼了？

Ni hao.

Ni hao.

You know what Lin Lin is?

你知道林林是什麼嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

What's that?

那是什麼？

You don't know.

你不知道

I do know.

我知道

He speak that.

他說

You don't know.

你不知道

I do know.

我知道

I make that up.

這是我編的。

I know you do.

我知道你想。

What part of Taiwan is it that you?

你在臺灣的哪個地方？

I don't want to say.

我不想說

Do you know Bridget?

你認識布里奇特嗎？

Bridget?

布里奇特？

Yes.

是的。

Who's Bridget?

布里奇特是誰？

Who's in Taiwan?

誰在臺灣？

Bridget?

布里奇特？

Who's that?

那是誰？

No.

不

Everyone knows Bridget.

每個人都認識布里奇特。

Bridget's in Taiwan.

布里奇特在臺灣

Wait, he an actor?

等等，他是演員？

Bridget's in Taiwan.

布里奇特在臺灣

You know Bridget.

你知道布里奇特的

Tell y'all I know Bridget.

告訴你們我認識布里奇特

Nah.

不

If he's from Taiwan, he should know Bridget.

如果他來自臺灣，應該認識布里奇特。

You know Bridget?

你認識布里奇特嗎？

Hell no.

不可能

I'm from Taiwan.

我來自臺灣。

I'm from Taiwan.

我來自臺灣。

He's from Taiwan.

他來自臺灣。

I'll call Bridget right now.

我現在就給布里奇特打電話。

Call him.

給他打電話

Call him right now.

馬上給他打電話

I beg you all.

我懇求大家

I beg you all.

我懇求大家

Call him.

給他打電話

Call him.

給他打電話

Call him, bro.

打電話給他，兄弟

Call him.

給他打電話

I feel like we in those, like, young world.

我覺得我們就像那些年輕的世界。

You're back in, like, 1997.

你好像回到了1997年

You're back in those days.

你又回到了那個年代。

You're back in 1987.

你回到了 1987 年。

You're back in 1987.

你回到了 1987 年。

He's calling me old.

他說我老。

Are you old?

你老了嗎？

I'm old now.

我現在老了。

Yep.

是的。

First of all.

首先是

First of all, I'm in this world with y'all cause I'm the cool.

首先，我和你們在一起是因為我很酷。

I'm the cool.

我很酷

I'm the cool.

我很酷

I'm the cool.

我很酷

I'm the cool.

我很酷

I'm the cool.

我很酷

I'm the cool.

我很酷

You gotta respect him.

你得尊重他。

You gotta respect him.

你得尊重他。

I respect, like, all my people.

我尊重我所有的人。

What the ****?

****？

That's racist.

這是種族歧視。

That's racist.

這是種族歧視。

Kevin.

凱文

Yo, Jesse.

傑西

What the **** does that mean?

**** 是什麼意思？

I got you.

我抓住你了

I got you.

我抓住你了

Kevin.

凱文

Kevin.

凱文

Like, what?

比如，什麼？

Like, Jesse, why you act like you didn't say I was?

傑西，你為什麼要裝作你沒說過我？

You jumped the gun.

你搶先了

I did not.

我沒有。

You.

你

You.

你

You jumped the gun.

你搶先了

I spoke Mandarin.

我說的是國語。

He said.

他說。

I got my ass.

我得到了我的屁股。

No, no, no.

不，不，不

Yeah, you did.

是的，你做到了。

Hold on.

等一下

I'm sorry.

對不起

I'm sorry.

對不起

I'm sorry.

對不起

Listen, I know you don't speak English, but black guy.

聽著，我知道你不會說英語，但黑人。

He does speak English.

他會說英語。

Black.

黑色

No, he doesn't.

不，他沒有。

Black guy.

黑人

Yes, he does speak English.

是的，他會說英語。

Listen.

聽著

Look at me.

看著我

Look at my eyes.

看看我的眼睛

I mean, I speak a little bit.

我是說，我會說一點。

Hold on.

等一下

Hold on.

等一下

Look at my eyes.

看看我的眼睛

He speaks English.

他會說英語。

Black.

黑色

Black guy.

黑人

Short guy.

矮個子

Black.

黑色

Black.

黑色

Black.

黑色

Black.

黑色

Black.

黑色

Black.

黑色

Black.

黑色

Black guy.

黑人

Short guy.

矮個子

Black guy.

黑人

He's a.

他是一個

Listen.

聽著

What's going on?

怎麼了？

Okay.

好的

No, this is my man.

不，這才是我的男人

I know what you're doing.

我知道你在做什麼。

Yeah.

是啊

I know what you're doing.

我知道你在做什麼。

What am I doing?

我在做什麼？

I know what you're doing.

我知道你在做什麼。

What am I doing?

我在做什麼？

You're trying to follow the whole Rush Hour thing.

你想跟上《匆匆那年》的節奏？

Yeah.

是啊

That's what's happening.

事情就是這樣。

What the.

什麼？

Are you trying to do it?

你在嘗試這樣做嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

You're like.

你就像

You're trying to recreate it.

你想重新創造它。

That's what you're trying to do.

這就是你要做的。

You're trying to.

你想

We did a short film together.

我們一起拍攝了一部短片。

You're trying to be Jackie Chan.

你想成為成龍。

Ah, that's what's going on.

啊，原來是這麼回事。

Or streaming.

或流媒體。

Is that what you guys are trying to do?

這就是你們的目的嗎？

No.

不

No.

不

He's trying to do the bit.

他正試著做那件事。

No.

不

This is Ray.

這是雷。

How?

怎麼做？

Does that look like Jackie Chan?

這看起來像成龍嗎？

Oh.

哦。

So you might as well just say don't touch my.

所以你還不如直接說別碰我。

Oh, do you want to.

哦，你想嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Go ahead.

說吧

Okay.

好的

All right.

好的

Okay.

好的

Do you see it?

你看到了嗎？

Yo, he's talking about me.

喲，他在說我呢

Crazy.

瘋了

He's talking about crazy.

他說的是瘋話。

Come here, Ray.

過來，雷

Don't touch a black man.

別碰黑人

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

You got to stand up for yourself, Mordo.

你得為自己辯護，摩多

You need to stand up for yourself.

你需要為自己挺身而出。

You.

你

You.

你

Bro.

兄弟

I made it.

我成功了

I made it.

我成功了

I made it.

我成功了

I made it.

我成功了

Come on.

來吧

Stand up.

站起來

Bro.

兄弟

I'm.

我是

Stand up.

站起來

Stand up.

站起來

Stand up.

站起來

Wait.

等等。

I'm standing up.

我站起來了

Right now.

就是現在

Just say Kevin.

就說凱文。

Kevin.

凱文

Kevin.

凱文

Oh.

哦。

There you go.

這就對了。

All right.

好的

Come on.

來吧

Your turn.

輪到你了

Man.

人。

Truski.

特魯斯基

Yo, yo.