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Look at you, my little deathtrap.
看看你,我的小陷阱。
Seeing you in this uniform brings back so many terrible memories, doesn't it, Tish?
看到你穿上這身制服 勾起了我許多可怕的回憶 對吧 Tish?
Yes.
是的。
Why don't you boys wait in the car?
你們為什麼不在車裡等著?
Wednesday and I need a moment.
星期三,我需要一點時間。
Pugsley.
帕斯利
You're soft and weak.
你軟弱無力
You'll never survive without me.
沒有我,你永遠活不下去
I give you two months, tops.
我最多給你兩個月時間
I'm gonna miss you too, sis.
我也會想你的,姐姐。
Any plans you have of running away end right now.
你想逃跑的任何計劃現在都結束了。
I've alerted all family members to contact me the minute you darken their doorstep.
我已經通知了所有家庭成員,一旦你踏進他們家門,他們就會聯繫我。
You have nowhere to go.
你無處可去。
As usual, you underestimate me, Mother.
你還是低估我了,媽媽。
I will escape this educational penitentiary.
我要逃離這座教育監獄。
And you will never hear from me again.
你再也不會聽到我的消息了。
You're a brilliant girl, Wednesday.
你是個聰明的女孩,星期三
But sometimes you get it in your own way.
但有時,你會用自己的方式得到它。
I'm sure you'll grow to love Evermore.
我相信你會愛上 Evermore 的。
And find it as life-changing as I did.
並發現它和我一樣改變了我的生活。
Oh.
哦。
I got you a little something.
我給你帶了點東西
W.
W.
M.
M.
Our initials.
我們名字的縮寫
It's made of obsidian.
它是由黑曜石製成的。
Which Aztec priests used to count revisions.
阿茲臺克祭司用來計算修訂次數。
It's a symbol of our connection.
它象徵著我們之間的聯繫。
Which one of your spirits suggested this toe-curling tchotchke?
是哪位朋友推薦了這個讓人趾高氣揚的小玩意兒?
I am not you, Mother.
我不是你,母親
I will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family.
我永遠不會戀愛,不會成為家庭主婦,也不會成家。
I'm told girls your age say hurtful things.
有人告訴我,像你這麼大的女孩會說傷人的話。
I shouldn't take it to heart.
我不應該把它放在心上。
Fortunately, you don't have one.
幸運的是,你沒有。
Finally, a kind word for your mother.
最後,對你的母親說一句好話。
Lurch, the crystal ball, please.
盧奇,水晶球,謝謝
Now, we can't talk to you for the first week while you're settling in.
現在,在你安頓下來的第一週,我們不能和你說話。
So we'll call you next Sunday.
我們下週日再聯繫你
Don't worry, my love.
別擔心,親愛的
Our little scorpion will be alone.
我們的小蠍子將孤身一人。