We're Andy's toys, forever and always.

Where did you guys come from?

eBay. Andy ordered us when he couldn't find you.

But we're irreplaceable at Andy's Heart.

Andy spent exactly $32.44 to replace all of you, and his heart seems fine.

What the? How did this happen?

Oh, now I have doubles of everything.

I might as well keep the new ones and sell the crappier ones on eBay.

What?

I've never heard the voice chip say that before.

Yeah, I'm a rare variant. F*** you, traitor.

Oh, that's great.

Wow, $800.

F*** you.

Okay, guys, Andy's almost home from college for spring break.

Yeah!

Now we're gonna celebrate a spring break, and that's the saddest time for me.

Oh, Slink.

Silly canine.

What a freaking joke.

He's here.

All right, ladies.

Single file front and center.

Commander in chief on the premises.

You mean Obama?

He's not my president.

Tail muster!

Hatch, what's going on up there?

You gotta help that girl, Sarge.

Oh, gosh, she won't stop screaming.

What does my f***ing box drive even mean?

This is awesome.

Dammit, I left my favorite toy back at the dorm.

His favorite toy?

Time to improvise.

What's he doing with bars?

Yes, and ready for a test drive.

He didn't.

My bus.

To infinity!

And beyond!

Domino, mother f***er!

Buzz?

You okay?

Hello, Woody.

Do you know what my daddy did?

Poop.

He pooped!

Poop-a-doop-doop-poop.

Somebody left some poop in this pan.

It's okay, pal.

We're here for you.

And the farmer, he hauls another load away.

By-load! By-load!

Good night, sweet prince.

We gonna play tomorrow?

You bet, pal. You bet.

To infinity!

No!

And beyond!

Hey, stop that.

We're all friends here, Mr. Potato Head.

Pinko, let me be the first to welcome you and shake your hand.

How can I shake your hand?

Uh, with your hand right there.

Who said that's a hand?

Maybe I'm a magical train and that hand is a wheel.

Maybe I'm a candy-making machine or a hotel for tiny clowns.

My concept will come from Andy's brain, not yours.

And beyond!

To infinity!

My concept will come from Andy's brain, not yours.

Whoa, no need to get upset, man.

Man? How dare you?

Maybe I'm a woman. Maybe I'm an asexual space creature.

Andy should decide and not be forced into your narrow, violent worldview.

Violent? We are not violent toys.

Really? What is that holster used for?

Probably not organic fruit snacks.

And I bet that laser isn't meant for pointing to things in a classroom setting.

That is a Tyrannosaurus rex, a.k.a. nature's perfect killer.

And you're the most frightening toy of all.

What, because of my acerbic point of view?

You keep body parts in your trunk.

You know who else did that? Jeffrey Dahmer.

And didn't you strap a bear to the grill of a truck to teach him a lesson?

Who are you, the Mafia?

Hey, shh! Andy's coming!

I can't wait to begin growing creatively with Andy.

I am Pinko. You decide what I am.

Okay, you're trash.

Hey, can someone give me a hand?

Who says these are hands?

To infinity and beyond!

Thanks for watching!