Time for some girl talk!

Put me down!

What do you think you're doing?Dylan, I'm so sorry!

I can't believe- This is totally not me!

I don't even know- It's okay!

Don't worry about it!

Take your time!Now's our chance!

Right!Now listen, you!

Hey, hey, hey!

Whoa, buddy!Just as I thought.

Pathetic.

Simply pathetic.You thought you could muscle in on my territory, huh?

Well, I didn't spend all night playing Mr. Nice Guy just to have a bunch of losers show up trying to steal my property.Property?

Frankie is not your property!

Yeah, we saw her first, so she's our property!Oh, I get it.

You guys thought Frankie was sweet on you.

Let me clue you guys in on something.

Frankie's just being nice to you because she feels sorry for you.Nuh-uh!

Frankie's nice to us because she's cool and she likes us.What on earth makes you guys think Frankie would, like, scratch that, any girl would, like, a dork, a kid, See, I told you. and a thing Hey!

when she can go out with a guy like me?Yeah, that's what I thought.

Now get out of here!

You guys are lucky I don't kick your bu- Ha ha ha!

Ha!Frankie!

I thought you were, uh, you know, powdering your nose.

I powdered it before I left!

She's so cute when she's mad.So, uh, it's not what it looks like.

It's- If I had a dime for every time I heard that one.No, really.

I was just palling around with the kids over here.

Cute little guys.

You mean my friends?

Oh.

Uh, those were your, uh, friends.Hey, Frankie.

Did I mention how awesome you look in that dress?Whoa, Frankie!

I still can't believe you gave that guy a nosebleed!

Yeah!

And then you gave him the atomic-est atomic wedgie I've ever seen!

Yeah.

I can't believe he wears briefs.

What a dork.We're sorry we ruined your date.

Ruined it?

You did me a favor.

That guy was a royal jerk.

No offense, Prissy.

None taken.

Besides, I got friends like you.

I don't need a man.I'm not a man.

I'm an imaginary man. I'm not a man.

I'm a teenager. I'm not a man.

I'm just a kid.Hey, I can be that.I'm not even human.Oh, man.