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  • We turn the lights off?

  • Yeah, definitely.

  • I don't know why the lights are on.

  • It's not lighting up.

  • Wait, they're not really going to be able to see us.

  • Oh, night vision.

  • Check it out, bros.

  • It's like that Paris Hilton video.

  • Yeah, I watched that.

  • I'm not going to lie.

  • That's fucked up.

  • It's tormented.

  • Oh, ooh.

  • Are you going to explore everywhere?

  • Or do you want us to let you know specifically?

  • There it goes.

  • There goes the cup.

  • It's dancing.

  • The cup is dancing.

  • Dude, that's awesome.

  • Drink some.

  • She does not have AIDS.

  • That's not what AIDS looks like.

  • And if she spits on you, you're not going to get AIDS either.

  • Just 25 years in prison.

  • Seven days.

  • Yes?

  • Kurosawa speaking?

  • Miku?

  • Let me out!

  • Let me out!

  • Let me out!

  • Holy shit.

  • That's creepy.

  • Let her out, I guess.

  • Who was that?

  • Someone I've got to let out.

  • What is that on the counter?

  • Oh my god.

  • Holy shit.

  • The bitch is calling back!

  • What is that on the counter?

  • You didn't let her out.

  • You didn't let her out.

  • Hello?

  • This is Zamacora.

  • Let me out!

  • Let me out!

  • Let me out!

  • Let me out!

  • Holy shit.

  • Is that on the phone or is that in the house?

  • That's Aaron.

  • What do you mean?

  • Oh, you mean in the game.

  • You didn't hear it again?

  • Is the voice coming from the phone or somewhere else in that house?

  • Or is it coming from our house?

  • Or our apartment?

  • We don't know.

  • Oh my god.

  • What?

  • What?

  • It got all static even when I walked in here.

  • Dude, I don't want to fucking do this.

  • You have to, bro.

  • You played through the house!

  • Oh my god!

  • Son of a bitch!

  • And we're back to foot fetishes.

  • God damn it.

  • Remember the last time you took a picture of a ghost?

  • Go in there.

  • See what's up.

  • Oh my god!

  • Fucking gold!

  • Fucking shit!

  • Son of a bitch!

  • Oh shit!

  • Oh god.

  • Take a picture!

  • Okay, your house is getting creepier.

  • Move.

  • There's some crazy activity going on in this house.

  • Go to the bathroom.

  • Oh god, oh god, oh god.

  • Oh my god!

  • There's blood on the mirror.

  • Grab the oil.

  • Oil down your boobies.

  • Oil down your body.

  • So when the ghost tries to grab you...

  • Oh my god!

  • I can see my face reflected in the mirror above the wash basin.

  • Oh, and there's blood all over the mirror too.

  • Why is she not freaking out about that?

  • Oh my god!

  • Oh my god!

  • What the fuck?

  • What the fuck was that?

  • Quit pausing!

  • Quit pausing!

  • She's crawling up.

  • You paused too much.

  • You paused too much.

  • Oh my god!

  • The bitch is in the...

  • Turn around.

  • Watch.

  • What the fucking shit was that?

  • I thought they were like roaches.

  • And then freaking all of a sudden...

  • Fucking shit!

  • I think David was spotted.

  • I kind of want to reload and go do that again.

  • They need to...

  • Reload.

  • Reload.

  • Take away the pausing.

  • Oh shit.

  • Because I want to see that again and not panic and piss out that time.

  • You're reloading?

  • When's the last time you...

  • Crawl into space.

  • Crawl.

  • Baby.

  • This bitch is crazy.

  • She's going to squeeze through, man.

  • This bitch is absolutely...

  • Oh my god.

  • Can you still use your camera in this mode?

  • Yes.

  • Oh shit.

  • Son of a...

  • Oh shit.

  • What a bag of dicks, man.

  • This is horrible.

  • Something scary is going to happen even when it never actually does.

  • Oh.

  • What the fuck was that?

  • Just play.

  • What was that noise?

  • Oh my god.

  • This is the creepiest shit.

  • Watch that ghost from the house pop out.

  • Dude.

  • Oh, fucking balls.

  • What's Brad doing?

  • Wait, what's going on?

  • There's a ghost battle going on.

  • Fucking...

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • He fucking...

  • He fucking ran out of the room.

  • He fucking ran out...

  • He ran out of the fucking room.

  • Find it.

  • Find it.

  • Oh my god.

  • I'm okay.

  • I can't play this shit.

  • I don't...

  • I can't move.

  • I can't stay.

  • Just fight her.

  • Come on.

  • You can beat her.

  • Go.

  • We got this.

  • We got this.

  • Wow, we got this.

  • Oh my fucking god.

  • Woo!

  • Woo!

  • Oh my god!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • What the balls...

  • Ah!

  • Oh my god.

  • What the hell is going on?

  • I don't know.

  • It's the long arm bitch.

  • Did you read that tutorial thing?

  • It's the long arm bitch.

  • Did you read that tutorial thing?

  • No.

  • Wait, was that an actual attack?

  • Your life is going down.

  • Or something.

  • What's going down?

  • Oh my god!

  • What the fuck?

  • This is the scariest shit I've ever seen in my life.

  • I'm fucking done.

  • Go.

  • Go.

  • I can't do this.

  • You have to beat it!

  • She's not that hard.

  • The showgirls thought she's not that hard.

  • It's the scariest bitch I've ever seen in my life.

  • Use a power-up.

  • Oh, she put on makeup for you.

  • She loves you.

  • Oh, look at this bitch.

  • What is she supposed to be doing here?

  • She's raping me.

  • What's with your life?

  • It's going down.

  • Yeah, you like that, whore?

  • Come back here.

  • Ah!

  • Oh my god!

  • What the fuck?

  • You keep doing that for me, you son of a bitch!

  • Wait, what is he doing wrong?

  • What is he doing wrong?

  • She's paralyzing you.

  • Back up and shoot her.

  • Back up where?

  • Oh, I got that bitch!

  • I got that bitch!

  • You see that?

  • Oh, I got her twice!

  • Fuck you, whore!

  • Fuck you!

  • Oh, you killed her.

  • Alright.

  • I'm done for the night.

  • You should have let her come out.

  • Okay, I'm not doing it.

  • I'm not doing it.

  • I'm not doing it.

  • I'm not doing it.

  • I give up.

  • I'm not going to play it.

  • Brad, please do it.

  • Please.

  • Get through it.

  • Please.

  • It's going to be important.

  • Brad, why can't you do it?

  • Just get through it.

  • I can't.

  • I don't understand the PS2 controller.

  • I've only played on the Xbox.

  • It's a bullshit excuse.

  • She's going to be here again?

  • She's kind of hot.

  • She's kind of hot.

  • Did you see she, halfway through the fight last time, she put on makeup?

  • She did.

  • Here she comes.

  • Here she comes.

  • Oh my god, here she comes!

  • Fucking whore!

  • Fucking whore!

  • Oh my god.

  • She's kind of...

  • Be calm.

  • What is...

  • Who thought of this, bitch?

  • Who thought it would be a good idea to put this whore in this fucking game?

  • Who thought of this shit?

  • Whoever did shit my ass.

  • Get off me, you dildo.

  • I got some good music for you.

  • God damn, I missed again!

  • Oh my god, she's, like, in me.

  • Dude.

  • Stop it, you son of a bitch!

  • Fucking asshole!

  • You fucking asshole!

  • Oh my god.

  • Oh my god.

  • Oh! Oh!

  • What the...

  • What the fuck are you doing with my...

  • ...this?

  • That's hot, I like it.

  • Why is she still there?

  • Did you have to walk up to her?

  • Oh my god, she's...

  • Oh, fuck!

We turn the lights off?

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