How much you want to bet this scumbag don't make it two weeks?

Oh, shit, Frank! Get him off! Oh, fuck! Get him off! They're on my back! They're on my back!

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Newly elected Mayor Max Starling is set to address the media any moment now for a press conference.

Yes, is there any idea what that might be about?

Well, with the laundry list of problems the city faces on the daily, it's anyone's game.

You know, I would agree. He did run a fantastic campaign based around bringing immediate change to the city.

Well, here's his chance to put his money where his mouth is.

Thank you. Good evening.

I've arranged this press conference after thorough deliberation with our city council and various other agencies to address a great and insidious threat to the sanctity of our beloved city.

That is our rat infestation.

Fuck those rats.

As you know, the rats have plagued the city for too long, spreading disease, terrorizing homes, destroying power grids and other infrastructure, bringing many of our essential workers to their brink.

So, I have created a specialized committee with our city's animal control.

Our team has been hard at work on the ground.

We have gathered the city's overflow of stray cats.

And we will release them, hungry, into the streets to combat this problem at its source.

It's fucking brilliant.

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