And then it's always like, oh my goodness, are you getting bigger?

No, it's the jacket, you pad the jacket up.

Are you padding this jacket?

Yes, of course I am.

There's no, you're padding it with your own flesh is what you're padding it with.

How you doing?

I'm doing great, man.

Everybody here is so nice.

It's been fantastic to be back.

Well, we are very fond of you here.

I want to say, Dwayne Johnson was here last night.

Really?

Yeah, he was here last night.

He says...

Well, that's great, because like everybody around here does.

They treat you so nice.

Nobody says anything bad about you.

And like, so what, what happened?

Well, Dwayne, he did say some nice things about you.

Cool.

He said you guys used to be rivals, now you're friends.

Agreed.

Is that true?

Yes, I believe that.

When he says friends, what does that mean?

Like do you ever, have you ever been to his house?

Well, I mean, like what do you mean by that?

I mean, have you ever gone through the front door of his house and entered it?

Yeah, a ton of times.

A lot of...

Ten times?

Okay, then you are friends.

In my mind.

Anything more than three is friends.

But anyway, he said, and I wrote this down, because I don't want to screw it up.

He said, he wanted me to remind you.

What, you don't have a clip?

He was here last night.

Yeah, well, I don't want to get you too agitated.

If you ever act up, he said to you, I will knock your teeth.

Again, this is him saying this, not me.

I will knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them.

Why would you say those things to me?

I didn't say any of that stuff.

Who did?

If there's any confusion as to who said it, I'm just going to run right now.

I'm not going to take that.

Dwayne Johnson said that.

No, I'm not going to take that.

I don't blame you for not taking it.

Listen up, Dwayne Johnson, if that is your real name.

Because everybody around the world knows that your first name is T and your last name is He-Rock.

You just pronounce it all stupid, and that gets me even more pissed off.

Listen, listen, if you think you're making threats to me by thinking shoving a toothbrush up my bum is a threat, I got some advice for you, pal.

And by pal, I totally mean my best friend, and I don't mean it in an adversarial term.

Watch blockers, and then watch it again, because if you think shoving a toothbrush up my butt is a threat, you got news coming, pal.

There's been a funnel up there, there's been a parking cone, there's more traffic in that region than a Monday on the 405 in both directions.

No, no, no, no, I'm not just going to take this lying down.

Don't blame me.

So let's analyze what a toothbrush and toothpaste does.

It cleans, right?

So your threat to me is you want to clean my butt?

Okay, pal, okay, pal, you got the job, but if I was you, I'd bring a bodysuit and latex gloves, because down there, it's like a Mississippi cornfield to downpour.

No, no, no, it is just all mud and vegetation, pal.

Okay, so the question I have for you, T.

He-Rock, is do you really want to smell what John Cena's putting out?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I don't want to start any trouble with The Rock, but you just jumped off the turnbuckle and delivered a very forcible elbow to his throat.

Well, you know, he worked me up into a frenzy.

I've been in his house so many times in my life.

Yeah, that's what happens when you go to somebody's house that many times.

Wow, that was very impressive.

I have to say, that was, I mean, it was really remarkable.

I didn't know that was coming.

A man said he was going to make me.

I know why you did it.

You certainly had reason to do it, but the way you did it was absolutely beautiful.

Well, thanks.

In fact, I feel like we should take a break.

See what I mean?

Everybody around here just says nice stuff to you.

I feel better.

I feel better.

All right.

We are going to take a break because I really need to recover from this.

I'm sweating a little bit.

We'll all take a deep breath.

And we'll come back.

We will all clean ourselves appropriately.

John Cena is here.

His movie is called The Locker.

He's right over there.

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