You hosted Saturday Night Live five times.

Yeah.

That's a big one.

I know how much you love us now, and you're a great host.

Such a die-hard super fan.

You've seen SNL before?

Yeah, yeah. I've laughed through many an episode.

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm glad you know it.

So, I was like the best.

It was the greatest experience.

I think it was truly the greatest experience of my life.

I mean, other than, you know...

I know that you appreciate it, but they give you a jacket.

They give you a jacket, a Five Timers jacket.

They give you a jacket.

And really, to be honest, they don't really give you a jacket.

Well, that's what's so strange.

And I don't want to blow up their spot, because, again, it's my favorite place.

Oh, yeah. They love you. We all love you.

But they don't want you to keep the jacket.

No, it's a sketch, really.

It's like a thing.

It's a thing where they're like, you know you're not keeping the jacket.

You're just wearing it for the monologue.

And you're like, well, not your like.

Like, I was like, no.

I'll be taking it with me.

I'll be wearing it to After Party, and then I'll be taking it home.

You wore it to the After Party, and you wore it home.

Yes, and I did take it home.

Yes!

And now it's in my closet.

Yes! That's right.

They have to be happy, because you're...

But they also know where to find me.

Yeah, exactly. You're beloved up there.

They love you. We love you in this whole building.

You know what I have from you?

I wanted to show you that I still have this.

You made me a bracelet once.

Did you remember making me this?

Was it during the pandemic?

Yeah. It says, Bracelet for Jimmy.

And then you signed the Ziploc bag, too, which I thought was very nice.

Can you see that?

Do you remember?

Well, yeah, you guys probably all remember, you know, like, remember COVID, where everybody got a hobby?

Yeah. This was your jam?

Where it was like, I'm McSourdough.

I was making bracelets, and so, yeah, I had to send you one.

I appreciate this. Thank you very much.

I've been wanting to, like, text you and call you and say congrats, because you won your second Oscar, buddy.

Come on, now!

Who's better? Come on!

We love you.

Couldn't be more deserving.

Well done.

And your speech was fantastic, and just like you, just perfect and charming.

You actually were talking, you said that you split your dress.

Yeah. You really did?

I really did. When did you split your dress?

When did that happen?

There was a bathroom break at one point.

You can see, right? That's a — I mean, listen.

I made it a much bigger drama, as per usual, than it actually was, but I don't know.

Something happened. I went to the bathroom.

Definitely happened.

I've said this too many times.

I'm sorry, but during I'm Just Ken.

It just happened during I'm Just Ken.

Ryan Gosling. 100%.

Ryan Gosling did it to you. Absolutely.

I was so excited, and I —

You were dancing around?

I was dancing so much, and the dress was kind of tight, and so I obviously split it, and then a woman right before the category came up tapped me on the shoulder and was like, hey, your dress is broken.

So I just learned this, and I was like, oh, oh, damn.

And then it went to the category.

That all sticks in your head? You're like —

That's the only thing I can think about.

Dress ripped. Dress ripped. My dress ripped.

I ruined my dress ripped, yeah.

Dress ripped. Ass out. Anyway.

But it wasn't. It wasn't.

It was not. You kept it classy.

It was. I kept it real classy.

Yeah, you did. You did.

We always end up talking about —

I loved your drive ever since you were a kid.

You had a plan. I remember you telling me you had a PowerPoint presentation.

Yes. To say your trajectory or how you can get to L.A. and what you're going to do.

I thought it was the best thing ever.

I found a headshot of you when you first started.

How old are you here?

I think I'm 11 or 12 there, yeah.

And what were you like at this age?

Do you remember?

Okay. Remember how my favorite thing is SNL?

Yeah. Imagine that.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What were you like at 11 or 12?

Yeah, at 11 or 12. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like a ham sandwich.

You were. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm still — I'm really just going for it.

I'm still a ham sandwich. And I've changed so much.

This little girl has two Oscars now, so congratulations there, yeah.

Come on.

Let's talk about your new movie,

Kinds of Kindness. Yes.

This is directed by Yorgos Lanthimos.

Yes. Who you started working with?

The first thing we did together was The Favorite.

Yes. Yes. And then Poor Things.

And Poor Things. We made a short film, and then we made this, and now we're about to make another movie together, starting, like, next week.

You're great together. I can see why you would do it.

And, yeah, it's been such a lucky experience.

It's also really amazing to get to work with people multiple times, because you just sort of —

I don't know. You don't have to —

No small talk. No, like, you just, like, go for it.

You get it, and you go, yeah, I know that.

We'll do that. Yeah.

It's fantastic.

And this is Jesse Plemons, who you co-starred with.

Yes. Who we love, as well.

He's incredible. He's phenomenal.

And this is — but you almost worked with Jesse, right?

And didn't you almost get on Friday Night Lights?

I don't know if it was almost, but I did go back.

When I was auditioning in L.A. when I was —

I think I was 15 at this time.

Not this girl, yeah.

But, like, a couple years older than that one.

Couple years older than this one, yeah.

I got a couple callbacks for Friday Night Lights for Coach Taylor's daughter.

Wow. And I was, like, totally devastated that it didn't work out. And it would have been so crazy if I had met Jesse back then.

But then we met, I don't know, 20 years later on this.

And he's going to be in the next movie, too.

No way. Yes.

Good. Again, keep it going.

It's all good people. Spoiler alert.

I love it. Yeah.

There's a dance that you do in the movie that's shown in the trailer, and it went viral.

And you told me that it was, like, improvised.

This is just a dance that —

It was — Well, sort of.

It was basically during Poor Things.

I mean, I do this most of the time, but, like, you know, the days get kind of long, and you're, like, waiting for a while, but you have to keep your energy up to do these things over and over.

Yeah. So I would just dance around.

And one day, I was just kind of doing this dance on set.

I think my friend Laura took a video of it, and I sent it to Yorgos, and I was like, here's what we're doing upstairs while we're waiting for the setup or whatever.

And then when he saw that, he was like, you should do this in Kinds of Kindness.

Just something inspired by this.

So I got to kind of choreograph my own dance, which was really fun.

And you actually brought that video for us.

Oh. Thank you so much.

Oh, any time. Sure.

It was just sending a link.

This is the original dance that inspired the Kinds of Kindness dance.

This is Emma Stone dancing on the set of Poor Things.

Look at this.

-♪ Do my nails, my hair, I'm a brand-new bitch ♪ ♪ Got my face in the glare, got my new look set ♪ ♪ I'm a place we can share, put you on my daily list ♪ ♪ Do my nails, my hair, I'm a brand-new bitch ♪

Come on. Who else?

Who else is like you?

You're so fun.

I will say, there is a scene in this film where you have to act underwater.

And we've had a bunch of different actors on the show, and I've asked them about this.

It's all about calming down, right?

Is the trick to acting underwater?

Well, I mean, in this particular scene, my hair is supposed to be caught in a drain, but it's like a dream sequence, so I'm not really panicking.

But my hair is caught in a drain, so I had to take scuba, like, mild scuba training, to be down at a 12-foot depth for, like, an hour, basically, so that we could keep shooting and not have to go back to the surface, come back here, whatever.

I loved scuba training, and now I really want to get certified.

I think that would scare me, though, scuba training.

It's so incredible. It's like meditation.

You're underwater. Everything's, like, really silent.

You can't panic. You're literally not allowed, or you will for sure die.

And that's the kind of high-stakes hobby I like.

I was wondering what scared me, and that's the part that scares me.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you might die.

See, that's what calms me down.

No, thanks. Yeah, I'm good.

What's this movie back at? We do this scene out of the water.

My hair gets caught in, like, a door or something.

Yeah, I'd have to be underwater.

But you master it, and I think we had Sigourney Weaver on talking about it, and she said she could breathe or not breathe, but she could stay underwater for 6 1⁄2 minutes or something.

That's unbelievable. I thought you start losing, like, brain cells at five minutes.

I started at a young age.

I had nothing to do with scuba diving.

But, no, I think she, I don't know, she mastered it.

That's amazing. And then she got kind of used to it.

She's like, yeah, I like this.

I was really priding myself on my ability to hold my breath for a long time, and I was like, I'm actually, like, going to be pretty okay.

I can hold my breath for a long time underwater.

But apparently, my lung capacity was an issue because they had to put all these weights on me to hold me down at the bottom.

And I talked to my friend, who's, like, a certified rescue diver.

Like, he got certified in high school.

And he was like, that means you suck at scuba.

Like, you should barely need weights.

You should understand how to control your lung capacity.

And I was like, whoops.

Because I'm, like, floating to the surface every time I...

That's what should happen.

That's what I thought, but apparently it's the opposite.

You're strapped to cinder blocks under the water.

It sounds like, hey, who did this movie over here?

Wait, wait, wait.

It's very soothing, Jimmy.

I highly recommend it.

I want to show everyone a clip.

Here's Emma Stone in Kinds of Kindness.

Take a look at this.

I'm sorry.

There's no need to apologize to us.

The only person you've hurt is yourself.

You're the one that's contaminated.

I'm disappointed in you, but I don't know how it happened or why.

Emily, maybe all this happened for a reason.

Maybe it's for the best.

Not everyone's cut out for everything.

Maybe you came into this world to raise a daughter and live in a house with a husband.

No. It's fine.

No. It's no bad thing.

It's fine. I'm very thirsty.

Could I have some water, please?

Take care, Emily.

Be well.

We'll miss you very, very much.

Now, no, no, no.