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  • So next weekend, we're actually going to Sioux Falls.

  • Ooh!

  • That'll be great. Why Sioux Falls?

  • I don't know.

  • I just kind of always wanted to go.

  • That's so fun.

  • By the way, Chelsea, I've been meaning to say I love your shirt.

  • Where's it from?

  • Oh, an Instagram ad.

  • It just totally popped up in my feed.

  • The algorithm knows what you want to see, right?.

  • Too true.

  • Sometimes it does.

  • Totally.

  • Oh, wait. You guys, you know it's a fun game.

  • We show each other our Instagram Explore pages.

  • Yes, yes, yes! - Oh my god, I'm too scared.

  • Okay, okay, okay.

  • I'll go first.

  • Okay, this is so embarrassing.

  • It's all cookie recipes.

  • Share those with me.

  • Okay, and mine is literally just puppies.

  • Not one human.

  • Oh, it's cute.

  • Okay, your turn, boys.

  • Who's next?

  • No.

  • What?

  • I'm not playing your little game.

  • Guys, come on. It'll be fun.

  • It will ruin the night.

  • What?

  • Mark, show us your phone.

  • I think I left it in the car.

  • What is with you guys?

  • If it's just a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, we can handle that.

  • Let's just drop it, right?

  • Are you on my phone?

  • Um...

  • Uh-oh. Is it a bunch of butts?

  • Yeah.

  • No.

  • It's just like this one woman.

  • Hey there, my strong little man.

  • What is this?

  • I'm Yonisa Confidence, an online girlfriend for young men with self-esteem issues.

  • So it's a self-confidence thing?

  • I mean, Jon, why would you...

  • Jon!

  • Morning.

  • You were not sleeping.

  • I'm tired.

  • Mark, give me your phone. - Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Is there a bird in here?

  • Oh, like an airport thing.

  • There is!

  • Oh, it's right there. - Stop.

  • There's no bird in here.

  • Babe, look, I promise you, there's nothing weird.

  • It's just all Sidney Sweeney.

  • Wouldn't make me feel better, and that's not true.

  • Hello, my chosen soldier.

  • It's all that lady?

  • I've never even seen these videos before.

  • Special thank you to Martin Herlihy for his $3,000 donation.

  • You gave this bitch $3,000?

  • It's for a good cause.

  • Look out for your mystery gift, Martin.

  • Here's a hint.

  • It's my stinky bathwater.

  • So it is a sexual thing.

  • Yeah, a sexual thing.

  • Yeah.

  • Yes, it is.

  • Look at my beautiful breasts.

  • Ben, give me your...

  • What's up, baby?

  • Did you eat your phone?

  • Did I eat my cell phone?

  • Hey, brother, will you help me call 911?

  • Yeah.

  • You don't mind?

  • Sure.

  • Thanks, dude. - Okay.

  • Hello?

  • Don't forget to join me at our second annual Confidence Con in Sioux Falls.

  • That's why we're going to Sioux Falls!

  • Okay, hey, guys.

  • Listen, I'm sorry for eavesdropping, but I know those videos seem weird, okay? But right now, there is an epidemic of male loneliness in this country.

  • Look around you.

  • Maybe you need some confidence is exactly what they need right now.

  • Maybe we all need some confidence because the world right now is a pretty scary place.

  • Also, your friend that swallowed his iPhone died a while ago.

  • Look at my beautiful breasts.

So next weekend, we're actually going to Sioux Falls.

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