Oh, wait on, I'll just ask this guy.

Um, excuse me, would you mind taking a photo of us?

Yeah, no problem.

Thank you.

Okay, everybody say cheese.

Oh, um, actually, I'm a vegan.

Could you please have us say something else?

Okay, everybody say tofu.

Tofu's actually not as good for you as vegans think.

Any CrossFit will tell you that.

It's bad for your testosterone levels.

Okay, I'm sorry.

How about we all just smile?

Oh, if one more arsehole asks me to smile...

Not really an arsehole.

I'm taking a photo for you, so...

What's there to smile about, anyway?

Okay, would you like me to just count backwards from three?

Oh, would you like dyslexic people to just not exist?

My cousin has dyslexia, so offended.

Adopted.

Don't even know where my cousins are, so more offended.

How about this?

We all put a word we're comfortable with in our heads, and I'll get the shot.

No, it doesn't sound very inclusive, though, does it?

I suppose you'd like us all to stand a few metres apart, would you, Stalin?

Jesus Christ.

Oh, I don't see what religion has to do with this.

Well, I'm an atheist, so majorly triggered.

Is that a comment on the gun debate?

I'm still trying to control people.

But it's not just the people.

Has anyone thought about the animals?

Look, this is what we're going to do.

Everybody throw up a peace sign, and I'll take a photo.

Wow.

Cultural appropriation is alive and well.

Why don't you just ask us to say kung fu?

Guess what?

New plan.

Group selfie.

Ready, set, go.

Boom.

And it looks awesome.

You're going to love it.

What?

Nice to meet you.

You took it with the front camera, you stupid cyclist dick!

Oh, I'm sorry.