There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens try to protect their beloved landmarks.

Law enforcement still has no leads, leaving everyone to wonder which of the world's villains is responsible for this heinous crime, and where will he strike next?

I'm having a bad bad day, it's about time that I get my way.

I'm having a bad bad day, if you take it personal, that's okay.

Watch, this is so fun to see.

Oh, despicable me.

Morning, crew.

How you doing?

Hello, friend.

FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard and I don't appreciate it.

Sorry, you know dogs, they go wherever they want to go.

Unless they're dead.

I'm joking.

Although it is true.

Anyway, have a good one.

Okay, yeah.

I'm having a bad bad day, if you take it personal, that's okay.

Oh, despicable me.

Oh, you've got to be pulling on my leg.

Hello?

Cookies for sale.

Go away, I'm not home.

Uh, yes you are.

I heard you.

No, you didn't.

This is a recording.

No it isn't.

Yes it is.

Watch this.

Leave a message.

Beep.

Goodbye, recorded message.

Agnes, come on.

Kyle, Kyle.

Kyle, Kyle, no.

Do not do your business on the petunia.

Here you go.

Those are friends.

Go crazy.

Good boy.

Mr. Gru?

Well, I didn't, what, yes?

Hi.

Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.

Oh, whoops.

Sorry.

You're going to have to come with me.

Oh, sorry.

Police!

You know, you really should announce your weapons after you fire them, Mr. Gru.

For example.

Lipstick taser!

Oh, it works so good.

Man.

Large person.

Oh, sorry.

Get in there, you big bitch.

Get in there, you big bitch.

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack.

Wow.

Elimination.

How could you let Balthazar Bratz.

Just get away.

You're fired.

He's really good to snuggle with.

Agnes, what are you doing?

Since you don't have a job, I just wanted to help.

Oh.

Excuse me.

Hey, could you?

Oh, of course.

Now, as I was saying, I, oh.

Goodbye.

Seriously?

Oh, I really must have a word with you on behalf of your twin brother, Drew.

What?

Twin brother?

Twin brother?

Beep boop that?

I can't wait to meet my brother.

Brother!

Good.

Who doesn't love this guy?

Look at him.

Oh, but hair would make you better.

Look at his face.

Oh, he's so mad.

You must be the beautiful wife.

Oh, stop it.

Sweet talker.

This place is amazing.

It's nice, I guess.

Sure.

I'm not really into things.

Basic groove.

Villainy is in your blood.

You ready to continue the family tradition?

You and me?

No.

I left that life behind me.

Just one heist.

I'm going in.

I'm going to be a fail.

I'm okay.

This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.

Luca.

Bueno.

Yeah.

Pinuf.

Boo.

Bueno.

Yeah.

Pinuf.

Boo.

No la pinuf.