See you later.

Bye-bye.

Oh!

Shit!

Bugger!

God!

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Here, let me.

Get your hands off!

I'm really sorry.

I live just over the street.

I have water and soap.

You can get cleaned up.

No, thank you.

I just need to get in my car real quick.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I just need to get in my car back.

I also have a phone.

I'm confident that in five minutes we can have you spick and span and back on the street again.

In the non-prostitute sense, obviously.

All right, well, what do you mean just over the street?

Give it to me in yards.

Uh, 18 yards.

That's my house there with the blue front door.

Come on in.

I'll just...

Um...

Right, right.

Come in.

It's, um, not quite as tidy as it normally is, I fear, but, um, the bathroom's on the top floor.

And the telephone's just, just up here.

Here, let me...

Um, round the corner, straight on, straight on up.

Bugger.

Bugger.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Would you like a cup of tea before you go?

No.

Coffee?

No.

Orange juice?

Probably not.

Um, something else cold.

Coke?

Water?

Some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest?

No.

Would you like something to eat?

Uh, something to nibble?

Um, apricots soaked in honey.

Quite why no one knows, because it stops them tasting of apricots and makes them taste like honey.

And if you wanted honey, you could just buy honey instead of apricots.

Um, but nevertheless, there we go there.

They're yours if you want them.

No.

Do you always say no to everything?

No.

I'd better be going.

Thanks for your, uh, help.

You're welcome.

And, uh, may I also say, um, heavenly.

I'll just take my one chance to say it.

After you've read that terrible book, you're certainly not going to be coming back to the shop.

Yeah, well, my pleasure.

So, it was nice to meet you.

Surreal, but, um, but nice.

Sorry.

Surreal, but nice.

What was I thinking?

Hi.

Hi.

I forgot my other bag.

All right.

All right.

Hi.

Hi.

I forgot my other bag.

All right.

All right.

Bye.

I'm very sorry about the surreal, but nice comment.

Disaster.

That's okay.

I thought the apricot and honey thing was the real low point.