Name: 瑞克智鬥魔鬼 | 瑞克和莫蒂 (Rick Outsmarts the Devil | Rick and Morty)
Uploaded: 2024-07-11T05:10:39.000Z
Duration: 4 min 17 s

This aftershave made women want me, but it also made me impotent!

這種鬚後水讓女人想要我，但也讓我陽痿！

This serum should counteract the negative effects.

這種血清應能抵消其負面影響。

It detects and catalogs all your Twilight Zone, Ray Bradbury, Friday the 13th, the series, voodoo crap magic.

它能檢測所有《陰陽魔界》、《雷-布拉德伯裡》、《13 號星期五》系列、巫毒教垃圾魔術，並將其編目。

I thought you might want it so you didn't accidentally sell anybody, say, a typewriter that generates best-selling murder mysteries and then makes the murders happen in real life.

我想你可能會想要它，這樣你就不會不小心賣給別人了，比如說，一臺能產生暢銷謀殺懸疑小說的打字機，然後讓謀殺在現實生活中發生。

Don't you want to make sure people know what they're getting?

難道你不想讓人們知道他們得到了什麼嗎？

You're not intentionally selling beauty cream that makes ugly ladies pretty but also makes them blind?

你不會是故意賣美容霜，讓醜女變漂亮，但也讓她們失明吧？

You know, it's going to be wearing you in three hours.

你知道，三個小時後你就會累垮的。

It won't make you deaf because I'm not a hack.

它不會讓你耳聾，因為我不是黑客。

裡克爺爺，我喜歡在這裡工作。

你們吃我們的食物，製造小玩意兒。

I don't know what I can do about the ghost lady that came out of it, but...

我不知道我能對從裡面出來的女鬼做些什麼，但是......

Summer, you know your grandfather's right.

Fast food gives people diabetes, and clothing stores have sweatshops.

快餐讓人得糖尿病，服裝店有血汗工廠。

Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?

有哪家招聘青少年的公司不邪惡？

你一直對我很好，有需要的先生。

If it's athletic prowess you desire, Principal Virginia,

如果你想要的是運動實力，那麼弗吉尼亞校長就是你的首選、

I must say, Summer, I thought your grandfather's outburst would have disrupted business, but this is the best weekend I've had since Salem.

我必須說，夏莫，我以為你祖父的爆發會擾亂生意，但這是自塞勒姆以來我度過的最好的週末。

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瑞克智鬥魔鬼 | 瑞克和莫蒂 (Rick Outsmarts the Devil | Rick and Morty)

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