They left a note.

Should we read it in Rick's voice or Dad's?

Dear family, we thought about leaving a note, but then one of us was like, why are we leaving a note?

That's such a Jerry thing to do.

But if we didn't leave a note, that's such a Rick thing to do.

And then we realized we just gotta be us.

So it's a note, but it's not really well thought out.

That's it?

They got out a pen and paper for this?

Hey, did you guys get a note too?

Mine's really long.

Beautiful day to be carrying glass, huh?

I can't believe a dying kid would wish for a window.

Damn it!

Hey, stop them!

They stole our crystals!

Yeah, we stole those first!

Possession is nine-tenths of my ass!

Look at this pancake fry.

Tom, you're gonna make me fart.

Hey, that's for stepping!

So are my balls!

Here's a chip, lady.

Life tastes better when you're jumping!

You were in a tree?

Really gambled on this escape route.

Set the guy with a goon on his back!

Forget it, burger!

It's our calling card!

Really caught that one.

One of us always gets shot.

God damn it!

Hey, you'll never guess who just ripped us off.

Oh, wow. Good guess.

24 crystal heights in 24 hours!

We're two farts in the wind, baby!

Do your Howard Dean scream!

Five o'clock somewhere. Five o'clock somewhere.

God damn, look at us!

No rules, no responsibilities.

Just two best friends on the run.

The voice mailbox for...

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, did it beep?

My name is Jer... is full. Goodbye.

Looks like we just missed them.

So they just stick burgers in dead guys' mouths now?

In dead criminals' mouths, Summer.

You're defending them.

Well, they were my husband and father.

Thanks for the tip, Larb. It's weird.

Most of my underworld contacts are ghosting me.

My pleasure, Morty.

I should be thanking you for making me rich.

Wait, I didn't pay you for this.

Yeah, these guys did.

What's the problem, kid?

Conad got your tongue?

Ch-Ch-Chuxley, you're alive?

Did this guy always have a hole, or is that a big reveal?

Everything should be in a swamp!

Working with y'all was a plump fool idea!

Burger and fries, who the hell is this?

Just an average mid-tier crime dork.

Chuxley, you're alive?

Shut up. I got something you might want to hear.

Caught your family out looking for you.

What do you want? We smoke most of what we sold.

I just want you. Both of you.

Or I smoke your family.

What am I saying, Sheriff? Bring money to. One hour!

Shit. Guess we should shoot the fuel tank, huh?

You guys could have done that the whole time?

So, what now?

Hey, remember how we met?

That non-rescue of Morty?

We were thinking we were different, and accusing each other of being bad.

But Morty reminded us we both love our family.

And it brought us together.

Huh.

I guess we're not alone.

Huh. Let's do this.