That's comforting In a hundred years you'll both be dead and it won't matter No, come on you're supposed to say but of course he misses you the only reason he's partying is to cover up his pain Oh, no, I don't think that's true at all Ridiculous why am I upset just because he's off having a good time well Perhaps you're obsessively picturing him engaged in drunken coitus with another woman Is that it did I get it, right That's great you can stop trying to make me feel better now Actually, I can't before Leonard left.

He made me promise that I'd take care of you He did yes, oh That's really sweet.

Plus if I do a good job, he said he'd bring me back a sailor's cap Now I miss him even more Well, if it's any consolation, I'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment.

He's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips Thanks, oh seriously Here is a hot beverage to comfort you it's in a to-go cup make of that what you will Come on it's still early.

Let's do something.

Well, I have been toying around with an idea for 4d chess All right in 4d Let's talk about our lives tell me something about you, I don't know I Own nine pairs of pants Okay, that's a good start but I was thinking maybe something a little more personal I see I own nine pairs of underpants I Go first, but I don't want to know how many underpants you own Although based on the floor of your bedroom, I'd say it's a thousand Okay, look here's something people do not know about me When I first moved out to LA I did a topless scene in a low-budget horror movie about a killer gorilla After I did it, I felt so ashamed.

Thankfully that thing never came out I've seen that Serial apist Howard found it online the day we met Literally the moment you walked out the door But I see the type of personal revelations you're going for Okay, here's one I thought I'd take to the grave A While back YouTube changed its user interface from a star based rating system to a thumbs-up rating system.

I Tell people I'm okay with it But I'm really not That's your big revelation, yes, I feel 10 pounds lighter Okay, you know what I give up I'm going to bed Here's something else you don't know about me you just hurt my feelings What did I do?

I opened up and shared something deeply upsetting to me and you treated it as if it were nothing.

I Didn't think it was a big deal it is to me.

That's the point Sheldon you are right.

I'm really sorry.

I should have known better Your apology is accepted Thank you How about a hug?

How about a hearty handshake?

Now I know how you felt getting mauled by that sex crazed gorilla