Name: 【看動畫學英文】海綿寶寶跟派大星一起賣堅果巧克力賣得出去嗎？ (Chocolate w/ Nuts ? in 5 Minutes | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2024-07-29T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 5 min 19 s

I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Livin' Digest.

我不記得訂閱過《花式生活文摘》。

Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living.

看看這些對更高生活水準的光鮮描述。

Hey, Squidward, how do the people in that magazine get all that money?

嘿，章魚哥，雜誌上的人是怎麼弄到那麼多錢的？

Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

快，派大星，不假思索，如果你現在可以擁有世界上的任何東西，你會是什麼？

No self-respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these.

任何一個有自尊心的糖果棒推銷員，如果沒有這玩意兒，都會被逮個正著。

這是個糖果棒袋子，你個笨蛋。

Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?

你不就是賣給我們這些糖果袋的人嗎？

But it looks to me like you fellows have got a lot of bags there.

不過，在我看來，你們好像有很多袋子。

You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented candy bar bag carrying bags.

你們兩個女殺手太聰明瞭，不可能沒有我的專利糖果棒手提袋。

There must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting.

這個銷售遊戲一定有什麼我們不知道的東西。

Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.

好吧，也許如果他們不歪曲事實，就不會賣出那麼多了。

You just can't wait for me to die, can you?

I remember when they first invented chocolate.

我還記得他們剛發明巧克力的時候。

哦，但這巧克力不是用來吃的。

You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.

把它抹在皮膚上，就能讓你長生不老。

If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time.

如果我們繼續誇大事實，我們很快就會過上花哨的生活。

This guy'll feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate.

這傢伙會為我們感到惋惜，他會買下我們所有的巧克力。

We've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.

I was born with glass bones and paper skin.

Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.

每天早上我都會摔斷雙腿，每天下午我都會摔斷雙臂。

At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

晚上，我痛苦地醒著，直到心臟病發作讓我入睡。

If there's anything we can do to help you...

如果我們能為您提供任何幫助...

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