But I just want to warn you, I'm in charge of this interview, okay? This is going to be straightforward talking.

It's not going to be some sort of existential crisis pondering the nature of the universe or the fate of man.

Absolutely.

Good. Because I was afraid you were going to try one of your, like, multiple timeline flash forward endings.

And if you did that, I swear... I just wanted to create an episode of The Late Show, but instead I started a chain reaction that could destroy the entire world. Do you remember my interview with Christopher Nolan?

I remember it well. Oh, hey, Albert Einstein.

I'm glad you watched.

I'm a big fan of yours, too.

Anyway. Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

Dammit, Chris!

Sorry. You son of a bitch!

Come back here, Nolan!

Come back here!