Why didn't you mention there was no toilet paper?

What the hell is going on?

What?

So, um.

I was in there for 30 minutes.

What?

No, no.

No.

No, no.

The one thing.

A toilet?

Yes.

A sink?

No, toilet paper.

Good evening.

And thank you for watching CCB News.

I'm Ryan Reynolds.

And we have breaking news.

Live from New York City.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

The world's slowest in the center.

I'm making the fastest plans.

I'm dancing on the perfect peninsula.

Keep going as planned.

This life is regular.

I'm full of victory.

I'll make a choice.

I'll go with the flow.

We're all new and strong.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do it without any problems.

Just pull out my trigger.

I got that.

I'm a pop, pop, pop.

Take a shot.

Yeah, shoot down my goals.

And by one night, snipe them.

Feeling on my truck.

Yeah, you want that ride.

Boom.

Hit you like a truck.

I'm going to make you fly.

Boom.

Vamos.

I know that you want it.

Boom.

Love us.

We cannot stop hunting.

Boom.

Ra-ta-ta-ta.

I'm going to make it boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Vamos.

I know that you want it.

Boom.

Chaos.

We so catastrophic.

Boom.

Ra-ta-ta-ta.

I'm going to make it boom, boom, boom, boom.

Cliché.

밖에 자체 같은 클리셰.

Boom.

나의 딴 견해 전부 유도체.

Boom.

맡긴 건 없어.

I'm not a change man.

내 행보는 여자 느껴.

다음 level.

Every day, pay.

Oh, 표치 한 바라라.

시식 한 바라라.

치고 다다라라.

Gee, I'm the owner of my goal.

진짜 만난 봄.

I make it right.

점점 조져, clear.

청적을 깨버리지.

나의 trigger.

Fire.

저 끝까지.

관욕을 더 위로 올려.

My amigo.

Feeling on my truck.

Yeah, you want that ride.

Boom.

Hit you like a truck.

I'm going to make you fly.

Boom.

Vamos, I know that you want it.

Boom.

Lobos, we cannot stop on this.

Boom.

Ra-ta-ta-ta.

I'm going to make it boom, boom, boom, boom.

Boom.

Vamos, I know that you want it.

Boom.

Chaos, we so catastrophic.

Boom.

Ra-ta-ta-ta.

I'm going to make it boom, boom, boom, boom.

Give me the Pagodra, my bullet goes tang-tang-tang.

이건 La Vida Loca, 이건 Good shot, shot, shot.

Give me the Pagodra, my bullet goes tang-tang-tang.

이건 La Vida Loca, boom, boom, boom, boom.

That's it for us tonight at CCB News.

Join us next.

How long have you guys been sitting there?

For a while.

Pretty long.

Yeah.

Right, any chance that you're, you know, looking for an older, less agile member?

Hippies?

No, no, no.

Great.

Ryan, we need to finish it now.

Yeah, and then, uh.