Oh, Joey, come over later because I'm going to teach you how to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.Aw, I love birds. What is the matter with you? What?

You're arranging flowers! You got dead flowers! You got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey! Hey, hey, look, I am still Joey, okay? Flowers, they're just, you know, they're nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby. You're turning into a woman. No, I'm not. Why would you say that? That's just mean. Now I've upset you. What did I say? Not what you said. It's just the way you said it. Oh, my God!

I'm a woman! So now she thinks that I made out with him and that I did it to get her job. But why didn't you just tell her the truth? I did, but she doesn't think that anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren. Hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company, you know? What if, what if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man, huh? Did she ever think of that? You were with Kenny today, weren't you? Just for a second. Phoebe, what am I going to do? Well, the only thing you can do is sleep with Ralph Lauren. I'm not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldn't. Oh, sleep with Kenny. That wouldn't help me. Oh, yes, it would. I've had a really good time tonight. You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date. Me neither. I've had a really good time, too, you know. Are you going to eat that bread? Oh, I just like the smell. You make me laugh. Would you like to move over to the couch? Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little. How about all the way? Okay. Wow, cool poster. Or should I say, groovy poster. So, uh, where were we? Are those your teeth? Oh, you can see them, huh? Yes, they're insanely white. I did that for you. What's the matter with you? What's the matter with me? You've got a blacklight.