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  • Kobe about a minute 40 away if he can't come back about to be eliminated and why is Kobe about to be eliminated?

  • Well, first of all, he's not on the Lakers because in 2004 he almost left to play for the Clippers So Kobe's going from Shaq to Elton Brand and Corey Maggette and Chris Kamen and his interesting haircut And the reason for Kobe leaving was because of his beef with Shaq But in the simulation the Lakers which Shaq only won 61 or they lost 61 games They won only 21 you could say Shaq was being carried by Kobe and you wouldn't be wrong And while Shaq was sitting from the couch Kobe made it to the finals against the Sixers and they're now up against AI in Philly It's 2004 So this would be the second time Kobe's up against AI game number one to the Clips game number two to the Clips and Kobe Is just absolutely frying Shaq.

  • I could not I'm actually completely shocked at how well this one But it wouldn't always be this easy, especially for the second team in the simulation, but that's for later We're now on to season two of three with the goal of getting Kobe a three-peat But that goal was in danger Kobe was down three to one to the Houston Rockets and TMAC Who he's literally said before was the hardest person for him to guard.

  • Kobe's down three to one the Clippers with the early lead Can they hold on can they force a game number six?

  • Well right now they're blowing them out of the water So probably yeah Oh and Kobe with the nice bounce back 47-7-11 the question is can Kobe force a game seven and it looks like he probably will unless they fooled in the last two Minutes of the game and with that Kobe would be going to game seven and let's just say he wouldn't be looking back It looks like he's going to the NBA finals because they blew the Rockets out of the water 144 points in 2006 insane and Kobe with 53 5 and 8 21 of 27 just an Unbelievable closeout stat line and once again, we have a rematch between him and AI in the finals.

  • Oh my god, bro What's going on?

  • Allen Iverson?

  • I don't you know TMAC was you know, the Rockets are a better team I don't know who's in the East Philly's not even a competition on to season number three Kobe wouldn't actually win the MVP Oh, but Kobe won defensive.

  • Okay, so he's not going home empty-handed and with a three-peat on the line Kobe went down three to two in the first round as the higher seed Shawn Livingston with the ball They're setting it up to throw it down to Kobe in the post and that's Tayshaun Prince guarding him one of the best defenders Of this generation and he blocks Kobe.

  • They throw it back down in the post to pow again pow Okay Could have probably taken the fadeaway had Tayshaun Prince wide open on the cut and he misses the shot Clippers still with the chance Shawn Livingston with the ball throws it down to Kobe when in doubt pass it to Kobe and he's Fouled Kobe about a minute 40 away if he can't come back about to be eliminated They throw it down to Gasol though Gasol answers Chris Kamen man the hair the defense a lot of it's questionable right now Kobe with the ball Kobe trying to respond pulls up for three wide open and he misses it Clippers decide to foul Reggie Miller At the line.

  • I don't know how old he's supposed to be that doesn't look like him But yeah, I don't know how old he's supposed to be at this point, but he makes both free throws man It's not looking good.

  • They throw it into Shawn Livingston Kobe's in the paint I'm assuming yes, they throw it down to him Kobe and he's blocked by Tayshaun Prince and I don't think the Clippers are fouling I think they've accepted defeat.

  • I mean they get the ball back unless they score I mean, hey Kobe with the shot.

  • He misses it and that's officially it Memphis Grizzlies are going to the NBA Finals We're not no way It's the first round but let's just say none of this happened and Kobe stay with the Lakers or at least until 2007 where he requested a trade once again with the team at the top of his list being the Bulls Yeah, so he specifically wanted to play with Luau Dang, which obviously is good But the rest of the team is kind of lacking to say the least and then you look at the trade package for him like Kirk Heinrich and Gordon Joakim Noah Like these are all really solid players that you know Obviously could have helped out Kobe and it showed because come playoff time even though the Bulls were in the conference finals I still wasn't very confident and I'm kind of scared to like check the team Steve Nash Chris Bosh.

  • When did he get there?

  • We're just not gonna ask questions We're just gonna leave it to the 2k sim if 2k thinks Chris Bosh and Steve Nash would be a good duo Well, I mean first of all, they would be right seen a lot of blowouts for some reason in the simulations I don't know why but right now we're going to a very important game 5 if you don't pass it to Kobe, bro Where's Kobe?

  • Kobe's not on the floor.

  • Did he foul out?

  • Kobe's literally fouled out.

  • What do the Bulls have in store?

  • What are they cooking Larry Hughes with the screen?

  • They're probably you know, extremely out of their element drew good in with the double team and he does not see yo, he's blind Yo, somebody's open at the three-point line.

  • He finally hits him and he decides not to shoot.

  • Oh, but now okay So he waits until he's contested.

  • This is a team by the way that Kobe's working with So if they lose now, we know Luau Dang wide open for three Okay bulls down three to two have an early lead but they could very well after what we saw in that last possession I'm honestly surprised they made it this far pass it to Kobe.

  • Please pass it.

  • Oh my god It only took you like 10 seconds Kobe with a jab step to pull up mid-range.

  • It's good.

  • They're running a play for Kobe He's wide open the most wide open shot He'll get the whole simulation and he makes they throw it down to Chris Bosh and drew good is playing the worst defense I've ever seen and I really wasn't kidding drew good and can't stop me in the pain Yeah, I don't know what he's doing Chris Bosh looks like Hakeem right now setting up for Kobe on the ISO on the post up and they throw it down to him In the post they don't send a double he fades away and he makes it He is taking over this game Kobe with the ball Kobe with the spin Kobe driving in who's guarding him, bro You are getting high and it seems like the Bulls have all the momentum So if they win this game, they might win game seven He's pretty much guaranteed to make both free throws and he does and the Chicago Bulls should be All right pistons with the second half lead and right now they're up 17 What happened to all the momentum the Bulls had earlier?

  • They're literally oh, they're getting cooked and that's it the Bulls They've been eliminated.

  • The Pistons would then win the championship and right now Kobe's trade request is backfiring How are we five and nine?

  • How are we somebody?

  • Yo, everything's automated the GM They drafted Mario Chalmers or traded for him or something.

  • I don't know.

  • Maybe I Don't know.

  • I don't know why we're not playing.

  • Well Byron Scott the head coach.

  • Okay.

  • Well Laker fans don't like Byron Scott I think there's only one thing we could do right now.

  • We'll see you later But that still wasn't enough looks like the Bulls missed the playoffs Entirely Denver's won the championship mellow with the finals MVP And we're now entering season number three with Kobe on the Bulls still with no championship And once again, they would miss the playoffs I even simulated one more season just to see what would happen and the Lakers won the championship without Kobe.

  • Oh my god, bro No, I don't understand.

  • Thank God Kobe didn't get traded in real life But let's just say he did and instead of going to the Bulls He got traded to the Mavs and paired up with Dirk The Mavs are the second seed up against Houston again and Houston still with that Terrifying team and the terrifying duo of T Mac and Ty Lou.

  • We're just gonna simulate the round though.

  • Come on You're the higher seed.

  • You're the higher seed man.

  • How does this keep happening?

  • How are they losing man?

  • Like it's Kobe It's Dirk Dirk's Lily a better player.

  • Look the Rockets wound up winning.

  • Anyways, how did this happen?

  • They were the seventh seed Dirk's like a better like like I mean, yeah, he's better than pow How did they lose man and the second of two seasons actually started off pretty well some reason I don't trust it and my Instincts were right the team really struggled in February and they weren't really able to recover bro.

  • How are they the sixth seed?

  • How did they get worse bro?

  • It's literally like the same.

  • Come on, bro Like I know maybe the bench is bad, but that's like I don't know.

  • What am I gonna do about it?

  • We got Ty Lou.

  • We literally have a 99 and a 96 and I would assume we're probably going to lose in the first round No, we actually I don't I don't we won at this point.

  • I thought the team had turned a corner They were now up against Tim Duncan in the second round and they lost in seven games Oh my god, and the Rockets are about to win another championship T Mac has like three chips Kobe hasn't won one since you know He was on like the Clippers and that was like a whole alternate reality at this point Kobe was frustrated He spent even more time in the gym even more hours.

  • He was more determined than ever to win a championship, bro Wait, they started off.

  • Yo, what is this win streak?

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop it Stop it.

  • Did they sign somebody?

  • It's like the same team as last season I don't know what's going on, but I'm not complaining but I still don't trust it But despite my skepticism the Mavs were the first seed and I took a leap of faith I decided to simulate the first couple of rounds.

  • I don't know.

  • Where was this?

  • Where was this like five minutes ago?

  • I don't even know how long ago was how are they winning now?

  • How where was this the first two seasons and now they've made it to the finals and the Hawks for the final season They have Chris Paul and Blake, which is very interesting and we take game number one number two and potentially number three No, the Hawks take number three But Kobe would bounce back the Mavs are going up three to one officially and they would have the chance to win the championship On their home court, but late in the fourth quarter, they were still down It was time for Kobe to take over Kobe's going off Kobe is winning this one right now Chris Paul with a ball to spin move blocked.

  • Okay, it looked like it was blocked by J kid I don't know what that was Kobe apparently right now Well, not apparently he does have 46 points.

  • They throw it down to Dirk in the post Dirk with the fadeaway the shimmy Okay, he didn't do up, you know the one-legged shot But he hits the hook shot and now they're only down to CP 3 at the top of the key to Tim Thomas pick and roll With Robin Lopez, they pass it over to Chris Paul's wide open Jason kid with the light defense and he misses it CP 0 is in full effect Toby with the ball with Robin Lopez on him.

  • That is the most obvious bucket I've ever seen and he makes it and it's a tie game Chris Paul with the ball Chris Paul with a wide open 3 He misses it so badly it flies off of the screen 25 with the ball passes it down low to Jason kid So the big three we might see a bucket from all three Chris Paul gets cooked and Jason kid and his disgusting free throw form He makes it and the Dallas Mavericks have stormed all the way back in the final minutes of the game Chris Paul all the way Dirk with the defense Dirk with the stop But he doesn't get the rebound blocked by Jason kid who just stood there didn't even jump but Chris Paul makes it and it's a one Point game.

  • I like it I like the back-and-forth action Kobe with the ball Kobe driving in with the spin move half spin wide open still can shoot it I'm running out of breath.

  • He made it respond the ISO.

  • Why is he I swing up Jason kid?

  • I have no idea but he spins in and he missed the layup again Chris Paul He's allergic to winning a championship Jason kid misses that 45 seconds left Chris Paul with the ball Chris Paul a very important possession wide Open where he's trying to get wide open He takes a terrible shot with 15 seconds left Dirk with the rebound over to Kobe you pass it to J kid who's doing a Random spin move.

  • I am assuming Jason kid.

  • Nope.

  • He's not going to pass it to Dirk.

  • He goes all the way So, I don't know what he's doing There's 19 seconds left Dallas could win it with a stop Kobe with the block Kobe Unbelievable with the defensive stop perfect timing and Kobe has 50 points, but he's not showing the free throw I don't know who is Dallas up 514 seconds left.

  • Chris Paul is cold.

  • Do not pass it to Chris Paul That's probably a better shot than he missed it terribly.

  • But honestly, you know Chris Paul sold so badly and That would do it the Dallas Mavs would win the championship Dirk and Kobe with the ring The Atlanta bench is in shambles Chris Paul Definitely in shambles after what we just saw and Kobe, of course with the finals MVP raising the trophy But by the way, have you noticed a Steph Funko pop right on top of my old TV that I don't use anymore Well, if you're wondering why it's there, I'm have the video up in the middle of the screen It was very interesting to say the least

Kobe about a minute 40 away if he can't come back about to be eliminated and why is Kobe about to be eliminated?

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