I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face, but I heard him.

He was singing along to the music at the bar.

Do you remember what he was singing?

I think it was that song, I Want It That Way.

Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar.

OK.

Number one, could you please sing the opening to I Want It That Way?

Really?

OK.

You are my fire.

Number two, keep it going.

I want the one desire.

Number three, believe when I say.

Number four, I want it that way.

Tell me why.

Ain't nothing but a heartache.

Tell me why.

Ain't nothing but a mistake.

Now number five, I never want to hear you say.

Woo!

I want it that way.

Ah, chills.

Literal chills.

It was number five.

Number five killed my brother.

Oh my god, I forgot about that part.