Wolverine, Deadpool.

I'm gruff and rugged, you're old and slow.

Deadpool's mid, come at me, bro.

I'm the hero.

No, you're not.

Yes, I.

Shut up, mutton chops.

People love me.

Okay, boomer.

Ten whole movies, I'm a loser.

I can heal in record time.

So can I, bud.

Get in line.

I have claws that can retract.

Wow, you're like a kitty cat.

Logan.

So what?

X-Men.

Yawn.

Well, Green Lantern was a bomb.

Hey, what?

Be nice.

You're the worst.

Deadpool.

Dead weight.

Oh, that hurts.

Fine, then.

Go on.

You're the genius.

Wolverine has a micro-penis.

Come on.

Am I wrong, though?

You're a child.

My name comes first in the title.

Red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow, green.

You're so stupid, just like Wolverine.

Red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow, black.

Rexxum is trash.

Hey, you take that back.

Wolverine's better, there is no debate.

Can't we agree that we're both really great?

You mean it?

I mean it.

You know what?

I'm just kidding.