How's our champion? I'm still alive. For now.

We got bosses to bonk today.

I'm dead? Oh no. Be alive.

We still have our turtle shell. That's good.

Never fear. Ina's here.

What's that? Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over your dying noises.

Unfortunate, isn't it?

Friend.

Hello, friend. Where did my shield go?

Hello, old friend. Hi, doing good, friend. One of us.

What's turtle in Japanese? Kame. Kame? Kamedachi.

Thanks for keeping me company.

Thanks for keeping me company.

Oh no, no, no.

I see you. You little... You little shit.

Pink flower that likes to shine light on me. That hurts.

I don't like where this is going.

Ow. Nice, nice, nice.

There's more! There's more!

There's more!

They just keep on coming.

At least they're giving me back my flasks. That's one good thing.

Good morning! Good night.

Ow. Ow.

Please stop!

No, no, no!

Ina, Ina, drink!

Ok, I'm gonna...I need to do the find the butt.

Find the butt!

How do I find it?

Please stop!

Ok, we're good, we're good, we're good.

We're not good.

Ok, we're good.

Find the butt. Find the butt. Find the butt.

Where did I come from? Who am I?

What am I doing here? Is this the right way?

Hi!

Do you like find the butt?

Ow! Ok, he did not like find the butt.

Oh there's two of them!

Now there's zero of them. Is this...Oh!

Oh shortcut! Ina, genius!

Oh I look beautiful today. Was it this way?

Uh oh.

It was not this way. I guess I can read this map.

Ok, I'm alive. It's all good.

I feel like this is harder than some of the mobs here.

This jumping thing. Timing the jump.

I'm playing with fire. Find the butt.

I can't!

Oh bye.

Oh, oh that's...

So close! Ok, ok. Go next, go next.

It's ok.

It was not ok!

It was a weak boss, but I was weaker.

Yay! Go jellyfish!

Rusted anchor. I see.

Charge! We are takogeki today.

Oh there's another one of those flowers. Can I kill it?

It's alone.

Ok, ok. It's...I think it's best we leave it alone for today.

It's very healthy, you know. Photosynthesis makes things very strong.

Two torches. Two torch builds? Is that such a thing?

What about two shields?

Beware of sniper.

Got it. We need this.

Sniper.

Why are you so alive?

Ok, not anymore. Something incredible ahead.

It walks! What's that? Is that a boss?

Does it attack me?

Ah there it is. There's the grace. Touch the grace.

Can I talk to waifu? I don't see the option.

Hello!

Oh wow.

Hit the white thing at its feet.

Are we cleaning its feet?

Hello sir, it's time for your pedicure.

From Taco Eats.

I mean TacoZilla's new service.

The pedicure service. Wait, are these skulls?

I'm getting a little scared.

Oh nononono. Please!

I was just cleaning your feet!

I know you're a little ticklish, but you gotta hold still.

Very difficult customer indeed.

I'm gonna leave like a two star review.

Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.

You sat down.

Remembrance Duplication Menu.

With the Remembrance Duplication Menu, you can duplicate remembrances you previously acquired.

It's a printer.

You can kill the merchants, but why?

Why would I do that?

You're a coward. Do it.

They're one of the things that won't attack me.

1800. I need like 600 more.

I'm poor.

Wait, can I sell some stuff? I have like multiple of some of the weapons.

Wait, I don't need to sell stuff.

I have runes. I remember now.

Wait, I can just sell...

I can't make up my mind.

Where are we now?

We're at the edge.

Is this just Australia?

This is why Australians are built different.

Free stuff.

Free stuff, free stuff, all the free stuff from the dead bodies.

Let me die then.

Thank you.

Ew, what's that?

Ancient ones.

No.

They definitely are not tacos.

The corrupted tacos.

Tacos that had a little too many...

Too many whys.

We went too far bottom left.

I mean, we're kind of near Greece, so it should be fine, right?

Should be fine, right?

We got this, we got this.

Positive mental attitude.

So close!

Oh!

Ah! Did I do it?

Yeah!

That was rough.

Raises attributes but also increases damage taken.

Is it worth it? Okay, worth it 100%.

If I don't get hit.

You're right, you're right.

I've already been here, by the way.

I escaped last time cuz...

Cuz the night here, you know.

Ahem.

Scared me a little bit.

Now I fear no night.

Maybe I can sneak around.

Something tells me to walk up.

Hi.

Ah, piece of cake!

See what upgraded Ina can do?

Ina...

Ina forgets what the jump button is so she rolls off the map and dies.

Massive damage.

Emotional damage.

There was an item over there. I don't think we can get it though.

Don't worry about it.

You know, sometimes this teaches us life lessons.

Sometimes you just forget to see...

You just forget to see...

The...

Ground beneath us, you know.

And...

Really gives us an idea that...

You know...

We...

What is that?

Shouldn't roll off...

Places and...

Should watch beneath our feet.

It's very important that we don't roll off platforms.

Jump!

Wow, Ina, you learned how to jump. Amazing. Bravo.

I expected nothing less.

Oh sorry, I was playing with my eyes closed. I couldn't...

I was just going off the sound and I missed the jump cue.

I'm playing Elden Rings with my eyes closed.

It is a blind playthrough after all.

Now for your next magic trick.

Ina learns how to jump.

Wow, Ina, so impressed. Let's jump.

Amazing. Amazing.

Ina knows how to jump.

Jump!

Jump!

Wow, Ina learned how to jump. I'm amazed.

Uh oh, it's those birds.

I don't like those birds.

Can we go inside first?

Left?

Right? Wait, that's left.

You get what I mean.

That is not jump, Ina. That is roll.

It's platforming.

Oh no no no no no.

That is not jump, Ina.

I feel like a big bird is gonna swipe down and try to kill me.

Look at those bloodstains.

How did I know?

How did I know?

What?

Oh, it's very fast. It's very...

I like my sword.

My sword is my best friend.

Oh wait, this is the item.

This is the item for the waifu.

We're going back to waifu.

Don't worry, I got you item.

It is.

Don't cry.

My name.

I'll meet you there.

Ah, there you are.

Ina, you're acting like something.

Oh no, everyone's gonna know where I hail from.

I have seven choices.

I have seven choices. I'm powerful.

I'm already dead.

Have confidence. You got to have confidence.

Oh, have confidence.

Wait, I know there's a bird over there. Maybe we should dodge the bird.

We could go...

See, there's the bird.

Arr is the bird. Bird is the word.

No, let's try going back this way.

Nevermind.

So many birds.

If we kill them all, will we get a kilogram of feathers?

I can't do it anymore. My Scottish in me is gone.

I almost died. I almost died.

Can I jump that way?

What does it say?

Bird. Oh, bird.

There's nothing here.

Oh, is YouTube dying? Oh no.

I died!

I think I can make that jump.

I think I can make that jump.

Still chilling and killing? Yeah, just about.

I'm so lost right now.

Same.

I was just exploring.

Hello! Hi. Goodbye.

Tilt controller hard.

I'm playing with tilt controls. Not really, but you get the point.

Whoa.

I don't see any trees around here.

Interesting. Interesting.

I'm wary.

Hi.

What an ambush. Yeah, it was an ambush.

But not for me!

You get what I mean.

I feel like this makes me really squishy though, doesn't it?

It looks better.

Ups your vigor and fashion.

A head cloak with vivid crimson worn by...

Oh, she's royalty?

She's a princess from a far away land.

I'm gonna be king.

Oh, an item.

Oh. Bye bird.

Nice to meet you too.

Roger!

Roger!

I saw you before. You helped me bonk the other boss.

Didn't expect pickle.

What pickle?

I did not expect pickle as well.

I have to say.

Ina. Ina!

Wait, I died! I should have healed.

What the dog doing?

Hey, the grace is right here. Calculated.

Waifu nearby? Where? Where's waifu?

I don't see waifu.

My waifu radar is not working.

Is this the waifu way?

Hi.

Excuse me, I'm talking to a waifu here.

Hi.

The Venus of the Void.

Nefeli.

Six fingers.

No!

I missed.

Swish, swish, swish.

What is he doing?

Phew.

Okay, that was bad.