Fall to the ground. I don't know why they didn't just send the real Celine, well, I do know why – restraining orders, restraining orders. What's going on?

What's going on?

Let's go.

Anyway, I'm a little nervous tonight. I haven't done any dancing since I moved down from Canada in '98, and that was between two monsters, between going good and fine. So I need to really up my game here.

I've had five bones from my body removed, including my collarbones, seven inches of spine. It's all to just be a little bit more fluid.

You look good.

It's not a great look. Are they real?

The boobs?

Yeah, I'm a bit of an A-cup.

You're lucky.

Mine too.

She thinks I'm Spider-Man. I'll tell her.

Anyway.