Okay, no problem!

That's Ash Ketchum.

Jimmy!

What are you doing?

That's Misty.

And he has a baby monkey called Pee-Pee-Chu.

Pee-Pee-Chee!

Ugh, are you hurt?

And he has to catch them all, and this is Black Myth Wukong?

And it has gacha mechanics?

Come on now, Black Myth Wukong.

I don't know about this game.

Wait, I'm on a monkey fable?

Wait a minute.

A long, long time ago, a professor lived all by himself.

He conducted research in his home on the mountainside, but he was quite unsuccessful and never managed to create anything that earned him a single penny in income.

One day, during his usual walk, the professor noticed a monkey caught in a monkey trap and crying quite miserably.

Two beacons- Oh, I gotta- I gotta read the rest!

Get in your monkey neck!

All done!

Loser!

Oh, come on now.

He's not that bad.

Let's check out the monkey Pee-Pee-Chu.

She dumped me.

Eh, I mean, he only got two stars stomach fullness.

Walter, I don't have time for this.

Just get in the net, Walter.

It's me, Walter.

I bet if I could smell this level right now, it would smell like a fruit roll-up.

Red flavor.

Look at this guy.

He's just chilling over there, drinking a coffee, saying, hey, I ain't doing nothing wrong.

I'm just having a fun day.

Get in my monkey neck!

I want a monkechino.

Super- Oop.

Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, Super- Oh, shit, I died.

You can walk.

Oh, shit, I died.

If you do this just right- Oh, shit, I died.

Walk.

Oh, shit, I died.

I can do this.

Oh, shit, I died.

Professor fell sorry for the poor monkey, so he freed him from the trap.

Monkey was overjoyed and bowed to him countless times before returning home.

That night, just as Professor was getting ready for bed, there was a knock on the door.

When he answered it, it was a little boy wearing a monkey helmet.

To be continued- Now I can have this monkey gold to buy more monkey fables.

Oh, shit, I died.

Little boy was wearing monkey helmet and lost his way.

He was looking for a house and then the professor said he could go in his house.

The next day, the boy said he could stay a chance if he could go in- To be continued- Ever hear of the Freaky Monkey 5?

I played Earth Defense Force 6.

Don't take it personal, kid.

I'm doing this for all the little monkeys out there.

Like Baboon Dean.

I still can't tell where he is.

Hmm.

I believe there was a monkey in this very room.

Funny, I knew it.

Oh, come on, guys.

Banned in the cuckoo clock?

I thought this was rated F.

I guarantee there's gonna be a monkey in one of these and you know what he's gonna be called?

Count Moncula.

Gotcha!

You're mine!

I'm getting smarter about the important stuff in life.

In almost no time at all, large sums of money began pouring into the professor's account.

Before he knew it, his life had changed mysteriously from rags to riches.

However, the professor could not help but wonder about the boy.

Both day and night, a strange glow radiated from under the room as his door and eventually the professor could not stop himself.

To be continued- Baboon Dean built this.

Santa Monkey!

He's called Monkey Clothes.

Gotcha!

I'm the smartest monkey of all.

Inside the room was a little helmeted monkey staring into a glowing computer screen.

The monkey was engaged in day trading, which was all the rage at the time.

The professor quietly closed the door.

The next morning, the boy didn't come out of his room but the professor went into the room all he found was a one-page letter.

To be continued- The monkeys have guns now and they do not value life if you shoot me in a dream.

Oh, shit!

Hey, mister.

You came all this way just to watch my show?

There's no need.

Die!

Oh, shit!

I died!

Oh, no.

A robot clone?

But how will I be able to tell which one is me and which one is the robot?

Even as a superhero- So this is why it's rated M.

It read, since you have seen my true form, I can no longer stay in your home.

As my final thanks, please sell these stocks to raise some money.

However, these stocks had already plummeted after an embezzlement controversy and some gambling fiascos.

Frustrated and lonely, the professor became addicted to day trading and was soon poorer than he had ever been.

The end.

Yeah!

Oh, no!

What do we have here?

Walter, I don't know about this game.

Welcome to my ring.

I don't think I can trust this monkey, Walter.

Ooh, my body!

You can't just simply attack my body, you know!

Dudes, enjoy the game.

Don't.

Do not acknowledge the existence of the yellow monkey.

Oh, please!

Do be careful with me!

Oh!

What's wrong with this monkey?

Wait a minute.

There's no ancient Egypt level in Black Myth Wukong?

Oh, my God.

You guys, I feel so stupid right now.

I've been playing the wrong game this entire time.

This is Ape Escape 2 for PlayStation 2.

Oh, my God.

Oh, okay.

Let me get the right game on here.

I'm so sorry about this, everybody.

Oh, this is just ripping off Dark Souls.

Yippee!