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Yeah, this is your captain speaking. Please remain seated until we reach the gate
Skymall yeah, hey buddy. Give me a solid. I'm just gonna leave this right here. Oh, that is a game-changer
Is this a plane or a sauna
Flying through a cold front
Yeah, my flight got canceled, what's your name? Ty
It's just TY. Your flight was? Canceled. Canceled. Oh
Terror one available? No. Tomorrow? What was your name again? Ty. Ty
All right, I'm gonna try somewhere else, thank you. I think we should talk to the passengers
Cool
Hi everybody, this is Captain Cody speaking. We are now in our...
Where'd my movie go?
You are free to move about the cabin. Excuse me, excuse me. We ever push this button before? Uh-oh. We're about to hit some turbulence
Passengers, we're about to execute a barrel roll
Remember, keep that seatbelt on nice and tight
Oh
Usually I have to fight for these things
Dude, are you staring at my daughter? Uh, she started it. Come on, man. That's weird
And the flame-charred vermin on a stick. This is wild!
I don't know what to do with this. Ma'am? No, no, no, thank you. That's not mine. Maybe your husband?
Yeah, I'll take it
Is this your bag? Yes, sir. Let me do a bag check. Okay. Oh
Is this your axe? Uh, no, that may be somebody else's. Is your name Tyler?
Yes, sir. It says Tyler's axe right there. I'm going to jail, aren't I?
Oh, just make sure next time you fly, make sure you keep the cap on
Okay, you'll be safe. Have a nice flight. Thank you
I'm sorry, I uh- A belt? Don't walk back through it! Spread them. Spread them!
You got a box cutter in there? Bingo! Press toothpaste. Oh, toothpaste, huh? Sure looks like an IED to me. I'm over it
Full body scan! Come on!
Tray table's not locking. Dude, what are you doing? Uh, just finishing up a birdhouse
Why is he walking like that, dude? Dude, something's wrong. Oh my gosh, turbulence
What is happening? Did you hear the pilot's his first time flying?
You sure that's okay for you to be taking that many pills? These are just marshmallows
I feel bad for the people in the back. I'm about to blow this thing up
Yes, sir. That guy that just went back there, he said he's gonna blow up the plane
In a couple of minutes the whole plane's gonna feel that one
What do you have to say for yourself? It was just a number two!
It was just a number two!
There's two more!
Hi-dee-ho, Martin Berger, Wampanoag, Minnesota. Can I catch your name? GFID. Martin Berger, told ya. I wasn't lying to ya
It says here you've been in close contact with fruits, seeds, and soil. Yeah, don't freak out or anything. That can be our little secret
There's no secret to TSA. Yeah, I'm gonna have to confiscate this full bag. Let's do the next bag. I'm not keeping that one
Last question, have you been around or seen any livestock? You guys are so thorough with your questions. It's unbelievable
You are gonna be detained
Come on, empty row, empty row, empty row. Good night. Is that Goliath and his buddy? Next to a little guy, this is nice
I mean, I'm not that little. I'm 5'9
Yo, dude, you got them oysters?
But I got crawfish if you want some. Can you hear it?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure everybody can hear it. Thank you, ma'am. Appreciate it. Oh, I
Think I'm good. Thanks. You want to sit in the middle so y'all can see?
Please shut that window, dude. It's the St. Louis Army
Where are you flying to? Anaheim? Yep. Oh, wait, we're all flying to Anaheim!
We're all in the same place
See you big hat guy. What kind of head shape do you have? Oh, you're bald. I love flying so much
This is gonna be such a fun flight. Yeah, I cannot wait. Nice backpack. Where's it from? A nomadic
Oh my gosh, there's so many compartments in this. Wow
Hi, where are you going? Bathroom. To the bathroom? You mean to Anaheim?
Everyone remain calm!
We're gonna drop the oxygen masks. That didn't reach the cockpit
Well, the only good thing about a middle seat is you get both armrests. That's weird. I always heard of his first home first serve
Can you see the Grand Canyon out there?
Can't see it
Hey, my berg's not bothering you, is it?
I mean, it's probably bothering that lady right now. Sorry, my snake just needed to stretch out. She's in her seat
No, I like paid for this seat. You're freaking out my Amy right now. I need you to calm down
I'll give you a tax sign so fast
Eddie
Where are you guys headed? We're on our honeymoon. Me and Sugar Bear. Oh, Sugar Boogie. Y'all might want to buckle up
No, we are. No, I'm talking about for life. Yeah, it looks like we're gonna have about a 30-minute delay. That's fine. These are fast
Hasn't been 30 minutes
Oh
By the way, I have night terrors, so just don't wake me up. What'd you say?
Easy flight
Tyler yeah, it said you're gonna be here like 15 minutes ago. It's my bad
Left lane
I don't care about the water tower. It's an investment. I made for my family. That looks like the worst water tower
I've ever seen and the gates are closed
Okay, and I just missed my flight
I can still get to the airport
That's your strategy? A little hacksaw?
You're kicking it? Are you serious?
Dude, no way
Take that, John!
Wait, it didn't even have water in it!
All right, we are in Dallas. That was smooth, huh? Dude, please don't do this. It's my thing. Don't clap.
FBP! FBP!
Hey, how's it going? Martin Berger, Wampanoag, Minnesota. I'm gonna struggle, dude. Martin Berger, Wampanoag, Minnesota. What's your name?
Business class? Are you typing that?
Okay, ready? No, I'm not.
We ready to lock in that order? Yeah, we're thinking we're both gonna do the flamed moose. Mmm, yummy.
I just pooped myself.
Claim the first one. The last one was not me.
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