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  • Yeah, this is your captain speaking. Please remain seated until we reach the gate

  • Skymall yeah, hey buddy. Give me a solid. I'm just gonna leave this right here. Oh, that is a game-changer

  • Is this a plane or a sauna

  • Flying through a cold front

  • Yeah, my flight got canceled, what's your name? Ty

  • It's just TY. Your flight was? Canceled. Canceled. Oh

  • Terror one available? No. Tomorrow? What was your name again? Ty. Ty

  • All right, I'm gonna try somewhere else, thank you. I think we should talk to the passengers

  • Cool

  • Hi everybody, this is Captain Cody speaking. We are now in our...

  • Where'd my movie go?

  • You are free to move about the cabin. Excuse me, excuse me. We ever push this button before? Uh-oh. We're about to hit some turbulence

  • Passengers, we're about to execute a barrel roll

  • Remember, keep that seatbelt on nice and tight

  • Oh

  • Usually I have to fight for these things

  • Dude, are you staring at my daughter? Uh, she started it. Come on, man. That's weird

  • And the flame-charred vermin on a stick. This is wild!

  • I don't know what to do with this. Ma'am? No, no, no, thank you. That's not mine. Maybe your husband?

  • Yeah, I'll take it

  • Is this your bag? Yes, sir. Let me do a bag check. Okay. Oh

  • Is this your axe? Uh, no, that may be somebody else's. Is your name Tyler?

  • Yes, sir. It says Tyler's axe right there. I'm going to jail, aren't I?

  • Oh, just make sure next time you fly, make sure you keep the cap on

  • Okay, you'll be safe. Have a nice flight. Thank you

  • I'm sorry, I uh- A belt? Don't walk back through it! Spread them. Spread them!

  • You got a box cutter in there? Bingo! Press toothpaste. Oh, toothpaste, huh? Sure looks like an IED to me. I'm over it

  • Full body scan! Come on!

  • Tray table's not locking. Dude, what are you doing? Uh, just finishing up a birdhouse

  • Why is he walking like that, dude? Dude, something's wrong. Oh my gosh, turbulence

  • What is happening? Did you hear the pilot's his first time flying?

  • You sure that's okay for you to be taking that many pills? These are just marshmallows

  • I feel bad for the people in the back. I'm about to blow this thing up

  • Yes, sir. That guy that just went back there, he said he's gonna blow up the plane

  • In a couple of minutes the whole plane's gonna feel that one

  • What do you have to say for yourself? It was just a number two!

  • It was just a number two!

  • There's two more!

  • Hi-dee-ho, Martin Berger, Wampanoag, Minnesota. Can I catch your name? GFID. Martin Berger, told ya. I wasn't lying to ya

  • It says here you've been in close contact with fruits, seeds, and soil. Yeah, don't freak out or anything. That can be our little secret

  • There's no secret to TSA. Yeah, I'm gonna have to confiscate this full bag. Let's do the next bag. I'm not keeping that one

  • Last question, have you been around or seen any livestock? You guys are so thorough with your questions. It's unbelievable

  • You are gonna be detained

  • Come on, empty row, empty row, empty row. Good night. Is that Goliath and his buddy? Next to a little guy, this is nice

  • I mean, I'm not that little. I'm 5'9

  • Yo, dude, you got them oysters?

  • But I got crawfish if you want some. Can you hear it?

  • Yeah, I'm pretty sure everybody can hear it. Thank you, ma'am. Appreciate it. Oh, I

  • Think I'm good. Thanks. You want to sit in the middle so y'all can see?

  • Please shut that window, dude. It's the St. Louis Army

  • Where are you flying to? Anaheim? Yep. Oh, wait, we're all flying to Anaheim!

  • We're all in the same place

  • See you big hat guy. What kind of head shape do you have? Oh, you're bald. I love flying so much

  • This is gonna be such a fun flight. Yeah, I cannot wait. Nice backpack. Where's it from? A nomadic

  • Oh my gosh, there's so many compartments in this. Wow

  • Hi, where are you going? Bathroom. To the bathroom? You mean to Anaheim?

  • Everyone remain calm!

  • We're gonna drop the oxygen masks. That didn't reach the cockpit

  • Well, the only good thing about a middle seat is you get both armrests. That's weird. I always heard of his first home first serve

  • Can you see the Grand Canyon out there?

  • Can't see it

  • Hey, my berg's not bothering you, is it?

  • I mean, it's probably bothering that lady right now. Sorry, my snake just needed to stretch out. She's in her seat

  • No, I like paid for this seat. You're freaking out my Amy right now. I need you to calm down

  • I'll give you a tax sign so fast

  • Eddie

  • Where are you guys headed? We're on our honeymoon. Me and Sugar Bear. Oh, Sugar Boogie. Y'all might want to buckle up

  • No, we are. No, I'm talking about for life. Yeah, it looks like we're gonna have about a 30-minute delay. That's fine. These are fast

  • Hasn't been 30 minutes

  • Oh

  • By the way, I have night terrors, so just don't wake me up. What'd you say?

  • Easy flight

  • Tyler yeah, it said you're gonna be here like 15 minutes ago. It's my bad

  • Left lane

  • I don't care about the water tower. It's an investment. I made for my family. That looks like the worst water tower

  • I've ever seen and the gates are closed

  • Okay, and I just missed my flight

  • I can still get to the airport

  • That's your strategy? A little hacksaw?

  • You're kicking it? Are you serious?

  • Dude, no way

  • Take that, John!

  • Wait, it didn't even have water in it!

  • All right, we are in Dallas. That was smooth, huh? Dude, please don't do this. It's my thing. Don't clap.

  • FBP! FBP!

  • Hey, how's it going? Martin Berger, Wampanoag, Minnesota. I'm gonna struggle, dude. Martin Berger, Wampanoag, Minnesota. What's your name?

  • Business class? Are you typing that?

  • Okay, ready? No, I'm not.

  • We ready to lock in that order? Yeah, we're thinking we're both gonna do the flamed moose. Mmm, yummy.

  • I just pooped myself.

  • Claim the first one. The last one was not me.

  • Thanks for watching, guys. Special thanks to our friends at Nomadic for sponsoring this video.

  • Check out the awesome giveaway we have going on with them at nomadic.com slash Dude Perfect.

  • We'll see you next time. Pound it! Noggin! See ya!

Yeah, this is your captain speaking. Please remain seated until we reach the gate

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