Spoke has banned every player, duped billions of items, and even manipulated me, stealing ownership of my server without me knowing.

So, to get him back for the past two years of pain that he caused me, I'm gonna break every rule on his server, all before he can ban me.

Alright, but like, I have an actual question.

What?

Starting with rule one, no attacking players in spawn.

And as soon as these players started fighting back, I instantly logged out.

But these are both rules that people already break all the time.

The next one, not so often.

This player just invited me to her parkour competition, and I immediately agreed to participate.

But if you know anything about this server, when a player invites you to something, it's always either a scam or a trap.

Which is exactly why as soon as she won the bet by successfully making one of the hardest jumps in Minecraft, I started running away instead of paying her the hearts like I promised.

For some reason though, I decided to turn around and give her the four hearts that I promised.

Not only would I have to break this rule later, but I was now left on one heart.

And since the competition turned out to be a scam in the first place, my teammate, Maepic, was furious and decided to attack the host of the competition.

But I'm not trying to involve myself in any conflicts, especially since I'm on one heart, so I got out of there as fast as possible and began breaking other rules, like using hacks to secretly cheat in a game of hide and seek.

And breaking all of these rules reminded me of when Spoke and I used to be teammates.

But I didn't actually have much time to think about it because Maepic, my current teammate, told me that in just a few minutes, we would be fighting against the strongest players on the server.

And their reason for attacking us?

So as the enemy team approached, I truly thought about breaking rules to give myself an advantage.

But I realized that doing so would likely get me banned.

And after some more thinking, I decided that I would keep my distance and only use my bow so that I could run away if we started losing.

But as I watched Maepic struggling to survive, I thought back to how we had even gotten into this situation.

It was my fault.

I owed one to Maepic, and although I typically didn't fight with him, I knew that I needed to help him.

And since we were now a player down, I drank an invisibility potion and ran as far as I could.

Yet, Maepic insisted that we go back to retrieve his chestplate, giving us the exact coordinates of where our enemies had gone.

But this isn't just any ordinary chestplate.

At the beginning of the server, me, Maepic, and our third teammate, BaconWaffles, each created a chestplate with the same armor trim but different color as a sign of devotion to our team.

In reality, I didn't care about the chestplate because I barely even considered Maepic to be my teammate.

At the end of the day, we just shared the same base and sometimes fought together.

But for the most part, we did our own separate things.

Yet, as Maepic continued to chase down the players who had stolen his chestplate, I guess

I hadn't realized how much it meant to him.

And although Maepic wasn't able to get his chestplate back, he promised us that he would.

So in the meantime, I went off to break other rules, challenging my other teammate Bacon to a diamond mining competition.

What BaconWaffles didn't know was that I would be using X-Wing.

But BaconWaffles had stolen all of the diamonds from the chest.

And no matter how hard I tried, he refused to give them back.

In reality, it really shouldn't have mattered.

I was breaking all of these rules anyway, and a couple of illegally obtained diamonds wouldn't really affect anything.

Then again, when Spoke had duped a bunch of illegal items, it had ruined our friendship and also caused war to break out.

So I admitted defeat to Bacon and got the diamonds back, destroying them a few minutes later.

And during that time, Maepic had put pretty much everything on the line to get his chestplate back.

But after everything had failed, he ultimately decided to pay 7 hearts for it, which I thought was completely outrageous.

You gave him 7 hearts for the chestplate?

I mean, yeah, I didn't really have a choice.

Bro, what?

Dark, would you not do the same?

Like, we're teammates, bro.

But I had to get back to rule breaking.

So there I was, using replay mod to illegally find bases, then stealing iron out of them, stream sniping players and responding to people in their chat.

And since one of the next rules I was gonna break required a bit of preparation, I headed back to the base where I found Maepic already running around.

Maepic, you know what I realized?

What's up?

I kinda get why Spoke did what he did.

Really?

Yeah.

Bro, like, rule breaking is kinda fun.

Yeah, I'm on 50 frames right now.

I'm noticing a decrease in frames.

Oh my gosh.

I can't even, dude, I'm at 1 frame.

Do you need me to finish the job?

But then, Maepic said something that I really hadn't put that much thought into.

Alright, bro, but like, I have an actual question.

What?

Like, why are you doing this?

What do you mean?

Bro, I just told you, like, it's like, fun.

Like, do you actually think I'm dumb?

Why are you actually doing it?

Uh, okay.

Here, check your DMs.

Bro.

There's actually no way a screenshot of you and Spoke made you do this.

Bro, be for real.

It's symbolism, bro.

Symbolism.

I'm just basically saying, like, this all has to do with Spoke.

Like, you know how he broke rules for literally two years when I was the owner?

And like, over the past eight months, he literally manipulated me, created a team, and then used that to basically destroy Lifesteal?

So this is your getback?

I mean, yeah, I guess you can put it that way.

Alright, bro.

Just remember what happened when Spoke did that.

And as I broke more rules, I thought about what Mapikid said.

Like, why are you doing this?

Be for real.

It's symbolism, bro.

Symbolism.

Alright, bro.

Just remember what happened when Spoke did that.

At first, I didn't care about rule-breaking because I genuinely had nothing to lose.

But now, I was beginning to wonder if this was all even worth it.

But my thinking was quickly put to a halt because Spoke announced that the server would be inviting two new members.

And Mapik and I saw it as the perfect opportunity to get back some of the hearts we had lost from earlier.

So, the two of us headed to the top of the world where these new players would spawn in.

But, as we were waiting there, Spoke showed up.

So, two minutes, bro.

Let's lock in.

Oh my god, bro.

My heart's actually beating.

If we were to kill these players right in front of Spoke, there was a chance that the two of us would get banned.

And even though I tried to convince Mapik to leave, he refused.

Jpex!

Do I do it?

I got it.

Got it.

Got him?

Dead.

Do we jump Spoke now?

Do we jump Spoke now?

Mapik went for Spoke next, which was the riskiest decision he could have made.

Knocked Spoke.

Do you think anybody else is going to come up?

Spoke's here too.

And even though Mapik knew that he could get banned as well, he still fought by my side.

Low. So low. So low.

Squiddo!

What?

Okay.

No, let's fight this.

Let's take this.

Let's take this.

Don't let him jump.

Oh, shoot.

And after we managed to escape, the two of us parted ways since Mapik had to work on something else.

As he left, I stood there thinking about everything that had happened over the past few days.

I think I'm just realizing this now, but like, I am genuinely the worst teammate to ever exist.

I feel horrible, bro.

Like, I genuinely feel horrible.

I guess after what Spoke did, I just never wanted to trust anyone again.

But, I don't know.

I think until now, I never realized what Mapik has actually done for me.

After all, when the server started, I really had no intentions of teaming with anyone.

It was Mapik who took me under his wing and invited me to his team.

Oh my god!

Skeletons do so much damage!

Skeletons!

All of them!

I had an idea.

One that would determine whether or not I would continue to break rules.

But, I needed Mapik to be there.

And since he wouldn't be around for a while, I tried to distract myself for the rest of the day by breaking more rules.

Yo, look at him poking like an NPC!

Oh!

Yo, what?

Yo!

And after hours of killing players' pets and building illegal bases, Mapik and I reunited and ventured far out where we stumbled across someone's abandoned starter house.

So, to break another rule, I rigged it with TNT and an active redstone line.

But, before I set it off, I asked Mapik a question.

Mapik, are you not afraid?

What do you mean?

Like of getting banned.

You know how like you helped me fight Spoke today?

You do realize like, if you interfere, you could potentially get banned too, right?

Bro, actually like, who cares if I get banned?

Like, that means you got banned too.

It doesn't really matter.

Whatever happens, we're still gonna be teammates.

I didn't tell Mapik at the time, but that was the moment where I promised that I'd stop breaking rules.

I didn't care anymore.

I was happy with what I had.

The teammates I had.

And I was fully ready to let go of Spoke and move on forever.

But most of all, unlike Mapik, I was terrified.

I was terrified of getting banned and losing everything like I had before.

I vowed to never break a rule again.

There was no point in doing so.

Ever.

What's up, bro?

What's up?

I just have a quick question.

Sure.

It had been almost four days since I had made the promise to myself.

I was working on some villager trades in the base when I received a call from Wembu, a new player on the server.

Not completely sure what it was about, I decided to pick it up.

Does Spoke know about your, like, little rule-breaking quest?

And in my mind, since I had completely moved on, I admitted to everything.

I was hacking the other day, and I just turned it off.

So you wouldn't mind if I, like, told him the full extent?

You wouldn't want me to do that, right?

Wait, why?

Well, I think we're going to engage in a bit of an act called the blackmailing parrot here.

I am going to leak everything you're doing to Spoke unless you give me your chestplate.

And I've been recording this entire time, so I do have your, uh, confession.

Wembu was going to take what I just said and use it to turn me into Spoke, unless I gave him my chestplate.

And yes, this chestplate is one of the three chestplates that my teammates and I created at the beginning of the server.

However, there's a massive repercussion if you lose yours.

You see, when the three of us created them, we agreed that if any of us lost ours and couldn't get it back, we'd have to leave our team.

This meant that Wembu was forcing me to make a decision.

Either get kicked from my own team, or get reported and banned from the server.

Unless I went back on my promise.

If I broke rules again and scammed Wembu by giving him a fourth fake chestplate, there was a chance that I could avoid everything.

Hello, Mr. Bird.

I'm going to eat that chestplate off of you.

If I lose this chestplate, even if it's not you, I'm going to tell Spoke.

Bro, what?

And as I swapped my real chestplate for the fake one and threw it to Wembu, I knew that there was no going back.

Have a good one, Mr. X2.

All it took was five minutes until Wembu realized that the chestplate was fake, and he was furious that I scammed him.

Interesting.

Interesting.

Interesting.

And you just tried scamming me.

You're such a little rat, bro.

I tried everything that I could.

I apologized, then gave Wembu four of my hearts, yet despite all of this, he refused to budge.

So I am going to actually need the chestplate.

Hey, you think you have leverage here, and you think you can manipulate me into giving up my leverage, but I can still tell Spoke at any time.