With this, we can power the entire planet! No time for that!

Get a load of this!

Tell her, Bobs, tell her!

Penguin Pete started global warming to sell more ice cream! There's no way that's true.

Where are you reading this nonsense?

The Townsville Muck Bucket.

It's the news you can use that gets all the views. I don't think...

So you better not snooze.

Hmm, that's a long slogan.

They print the news that others are afraid to.

Like this. Tiny mayor found under mayor's hat.

Whoa, mind blown.

Poo-wah. What?

Come on, no way.

Blossom, it's on the internet, so you know it's gotta be true.

Look at this.

The majority of home accidents are caused by dangerous hair bows. Ah, that's ridiculous.

Ow, my eye.

Oh no, it's true.

And if you think that's bad, I got something worse.

Mojo plans to cook kittens?

Kittens are for cuddling, not cooking. Kitties for dinner, kitties for dinner.

They're much slimmer than full-grown cats.

Oh, yummy, so tasty.

Your kitty cooking days are over, Mojo Jojo.

Ha ha ha ha, you will never stop me. Wait, cooking kitties?

Oh ho ho ho, you misunderstand.

That monkey will never learn.

Mojo is so broken.

Good thing we read the news, or he wouldn't have been able to save those cats. If we wanted to save those cats, shouldn't we have taken them with us?

Okay, who just ordered a knuckle sandwich? Me!

Down with the Powerpuff Girls!

What?

Oh, don't play dumb.

The muck bucket says that Bubbles puts little hamsters in jail. It's not true.

It's called a cage.

Ha ha ha ha.

Bubbles wouldn't do anything like that.

A likely story, coming from someone who doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom. Not even after she poured a poopy?

Oh no, she didn't.

Ah!

Ha ha ha ha ha, poured a poopy, classic.

Okay, what else you guys got on my dorky sisters? Buttercup wears a toupee?

What?

Lies, lies, and slander.

It's from the internet, so you know it's true.

Touché.

Let's get him! Ah!

Right, look at the time.

It's, uh, we have a thing to...

Go, go, go! Guys, are cages really hamster jails?

I don't wear a toupee.

This is home-spun silk here.

I can't believe they said I don't wash my hands.

Seriously, these are the definition of clean. Whoa, I'm slipping!

And yes, I memorized the definition of clean.