It started off great.

I was dominating these poker players.

But then, a secret grandmaster came to humble me.

Give him two minutes.

They want me to give him two minutes.

They think he's so good that he needs to have less than half my time, and that is insulting. I don't know how good you are, but good luck.

And this is his friend, his cheerleader.

Okay, so if he wanted to give me odds, I'm guessing...

Okay, I'm a little...

Okay, this is intimidating.

I'm gonna trade queens because then I can't blunder it.

He's not even talking to me.

Okay.

I mean, this is theory, so...

It's too much.

Too much time?

Yes.

Okay, okay.

What's your one-minute rating?

2,800?!

Jesus Christ, they're feeding me to the wolves.

Alright.

Okay.

Alright. I don't want an audience watching me lose.

That's pretty embarrassing, but here we are.

Anatoly, can you distract him, please?

Okay.

He has to put some pressure.

He's putting a lot of pressure, man.

I feel all the pressure.

And I just...

I think I just blundered.

Oh, man, this is not good.

Okay.

Alright.

Okay, Kostya, come on, don't embarrass yourself.

We're working hard.

We're working, we're working.

Shoo!

Okay?

Defense.

It's not taking a single second.

Are you titled, by the way?

Yes, of course.

Okay.

Yeah, he won a few tournaments before this.

Okay, good to know.

Is he better in poker or chess?

Or both?

The man's just a legend.

Both.

Okay.

In Mario.

Mario.

Adjust.

Okay.

He's very intimidating.

Okay, we go here.

Very predictable.

But only because it's a good move.

How do I save this?

I have no idea.

Okay, well, I guess I need to take.

And I guess I will try to trade and pray for a draw.

Okay.

This way.

More trash talk, come on.

I'm talking the entire time.

Alessandro, you can't do that.

Who are you cheering for, me or him?

For you.

Okay, thank you.

Can I hold it if he takes my knight?

I don't know what I get the best chances in here.

I think I need to actually try this.

Okay.

All right.

He doesn't want to trade.

So that meant that my instinct was good there.

But I have a minute and a half.

Come on.

He pushed it!

Good job.

Hard work.

Hard, hard. 800 elo.

I know, he's.

Alessandro, come on, 800 elo.

I'm trying.

This guy is very strong.

Good?

Offer draw.

Offer draw.

We're playing for serious money.

Approximately how much?

It is what it is.

I know.

It's okay.

I have an idea, but it's not a good idea. 44 seconds.

It's like busting on the bubble.

I'm busting.

Yeah, I know.

Okay.

Now he pushes his pawn.

But you know what?

We have compensation.

Maybe.

Probably not.

GG.

Okay.

One bullet rematch.

Grandmaster?

Grandmaster.

Oh.

Good luck.

Yeah.

Good.

Alessandro, let's go.

I'm trying.

Sorry.

Okay, this is not good, but we try.

Shit.

Sometimes it happens.

Okay.

Ugh, too strong.

Good game.

Okay, well, we lost.

Easiest 10 bucks in my life.