Assemble! Justice Friends, assemble! Justice Friends!

Assemble!

Assemble!

Assemble! No need to scream, Magic Glory.

We're right here. You blocked TV.

No more TV until we finish practicing. Practicing what?

Your superhero entrances. You two have been very lazy as of late.

Now, when I yell, "Justice Friends, assemble," you enter dramatically, like this. Justice Friends, assemble! Magic Glory! See?

It is imperative that you two are in tip-top shape. For what?

We are about to face the greatest challenge ever put before us. My uncle is coming to visit on Saturday. So?

Why aren't thou so tense?

You don't understand. Uncle Sam won't tolerate imperfection. It all started when I was but a wee minor, Glory.

And my dear Uncle Sam is now a giant. Uncle Sam took me under his wing. I want you to be the greatest American hero that ever lived. Yes, Uncle Sam.

Now, give me 500 laps around the world.

And don't forget to salute. Yes, sir.

Mission accomplished, sir. Pledge of allegiance.

Go! I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.

Again! I pledge allegiance to the flag...

Again! I pledge allegiance to the flag...

Of the United States of America. Ah, those were the days. In any case, Uncle Sam demands perfection.

And I'll see to it that he gets it. Now, entrances.

Just as friends...

Assemble! It's going to be a long week. Now then, Uncle Sam demands good etiquette, hmm?

So, when drinking coffee...

Always keep your pinky extended. Well, Alan?

Excellent. How about you, Kronk?

Come on, extend the pinky.

Come on, man, extend the pinky.

Extend the pinky! Uncle Sam is a stickler for good posture.

Balancing books on one's head is great practice.

Just keep your back straight, Kronk.

We'll straighten you out yet. Now, I want this place spotless for Uncle Sam.

He's a bit of a neat freak.

Must run in the family. Let the cleaning commence! Oh, goodness, how I love the sound of clean! Oh, Matthew, Kronk clean! Did you hear something, dear?

Probably just them crazy kids upstairs again. Now then, about your, ahem, costumes. Well, Alan, your hair is too long and this outfit is in shreds.

And, Kronk, you show far too much flesh.

Uncle Sam will never accept this. I am so embarrassed.

What will he accept? Funny you should ask. Ah, yes, just look at you two.

The very epitome of the American dream.

Valhallen, a well-groomed all-American sports hero. And Kronk, a stunning symbol of successful American business. Uncle Sam will be so pleased. You want Kronk smashed?

Wait till his uncle leaves. In Dexter's laboratory Lives the smartest boy you've ever seen But Didi blows his experiments to smithereens There is gloom and doom while things go boom In Dexter's lab!