No!

You guys are jerks.

I can have my own identity besides you two.

Not this way. Not the hat way.

Holy crap, I think we got one!

Ah, dammit, it's just a dolphin.

Sorry. Did I get in the way of something?

No, it's alright. We were just trying to get some of them sunken machetes.

Oh, yeah. There's a great big pile of them down there.

Me and my mates, right, we was having a laugh sitting in one of them, pretending to be people.

You know, like, driving around, getting into incidents with other motorists.

Honk, honk. Stay out of the way, you old bat.

Asian.

Not all Asians are bad drivers.

No. No. Not all terrorists are Arab.

But, you know, they are, so...

Uh, well, I'm Peter, and that's Joe, and that's Quagmire.

Name's Billy. Billy Finn.

It's got Finn in it.

I didn't pick it. Luck of the draw.

Say, you want me to try and get you one of those cars from down there, yeah?

You would do that?

Well, I could try. Here, let me give it a go.

He seems nice.

He does.

Yeah.

So, uh, what do you have planned for the summer?

I'm sure he'll be right back.

Sorry, mate. All I could get was this hood ornament.

This is just as good! Thank you so much!

Hey, you know, if there's ever anything I could do for you...

Actually, you could do something.

You could eat only dolphin-safe tuna.

Wait, is that the brand that costs five cents more?

No, I can't do that.

Things ain't so good in America right now, which is why we're all so fat.

What did I tell you, Brian? It's a nightmare in here.

Oh, my God!

Oh, what happened to that kid?

He fell off a stool trying to turn off Maury Povich.

This is awful! Where's your teacher?

Probably out back.

Excuse me, are you Miss Emily?

Yeah, hi! Who are you?

Uh, Brian. Brian Steele. I was just dropping Stewie off.

Oh, yeah! I should probably go.

I'll see you later.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

I should probably go back in there. See how everyone's doing, I guess.

Ah, they're fine. In fact, I see Stewie reading a book.

Scratch and Sniff. Lindsay Lohan Goes Jogging.

Oh, God! That's terrible!

Oh, here's a pop-up book. Tommy Lee Goes Boating.

Move, Lois. You're on the hood ornament's pillow.

Peter, put that away. It's time for bed.

Wait, hang on, Lois. Before I go to bed, I just gotta do one thing.

Hello?

Hey, Mr. Pewterschmidt. It's me, Peter.

You remember how you said I'd never amount to nothing?

Is that a Mercedes?

Peter, hang up the phone.