I just know he's gonna be awesome.

Your biggest fan, Tom N. Turnbull.

Dear Tony, he has surpassed all expectations.

But I fear he may fall into the wrong hands.

So I'm sending him somewhere safe.

Somewhere perhaps he can learn to be a true boy.

A true robot boy.

Tom N. Turnbull

Yo, G-Man combing his hair, combing his hair.

All the ladies gonna stop and stare.

Tommy no like you use his comb.

Tommy no hear.

No find out if no open big robot mouth.

Hey, Ro, got a surprise for you.

Robot boy like surprise.

I know how bored you get when I'm at school, so...

Robot boy go school too?

Better than that, meet your new pal, Robo-Monkey.

I made him out of a wind-up monkey and a hard drive from Donnie's old computer.

You stupid piece of crud. Come on, work.

You know, Donnie, a bright boy like you shouldn't be working on last year's computer.

Crispy.

Robo-Monkey, huh?

What do you bet he's covered with robo-fleas?

Ah!

What you doing up there?

Ah! Help! No! I'm innocent, I tell you. Innocent!

My hair's probably ruined for life.

Looks like you're the only one with fleas around here, Gus.

Ah! Look what you did to my do, you little wind-up jerk.

Now I have to fix it again.

Gus, you saw me go.

Ah, you tattletale.

Keep her coming, boys.

Now what's my dim-witted husband up to?

Oh, yeah. That full, rich, robust aroma. There's nothing like it.

What? What in blue blazes is that horrible smell?

This, my dear, is the finest premium-grade Ecuadorian ocelot guano.

That's poop to you.

Why is there a trailer full of poop in our backyard?

It's the best fertilizer money can buy, and I'm getting ready to spread it all over our lawn.

Oh, no, you're not.

I'm not?

I'm hosting my scrapbook group, and I don't want my house stinking like a barnyard.

Put a tarp over it.

But many people enjoy the aroma.

No!

Have fun, you guys.

I think we have some ridiculous, man-stinking people to smell around the house.

They're here.

Ladies, welcome to my home.

Would anyone like some tea, coffee?

Food and drink is close to our scrapbooks.

It's a disaster waiting to happen.

Is there something wrong with your plumbing?

Sweet grass-growing giver of life, nobody appreciates you like I do.

Organic.

Oh, bad smell.

Something rotten.

Something rotten.

Rotten.

Rotten.

Rotten.

Rotten.

Rotten.

Rotten.

Download complete.

A thousand and one dirty, rotten pranks to pull on friends and family.

These are some mad, nasty pranks.

Now all I need is a password to hide them.

I got it.

Rotten.

R-A-W-T-I...

I can't spell rotten.

Rotten.

Rotten.

Rotten.

Monkey okay?

Monkey no.

Monkey no.

We stay in room.

You good monkey.

Ultra now light.

Monkey?

Yeah!

And this was Mrs. Dandy Whiskers on her fourth birthday.

How adorable.

Look at this.

How absolutely adorable.

Yes.

The poor deer is gone now.

And this is the only picture I have.

It means the world to me.

Oh, how adorable.

My goodness.

Mrs. Dandy Whiskers.

What is going on?

Oh dear.

I'm stuck.

My word.

My sofa.

I'm very angry at you boys.

I'm lying on a boat.

Mad tractor.

Stop.

Help.

Ladies, I'm sorry.

These are just freak accidents.

Everything's going to be okay.

I promise.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No.

Oh no.

Help.

Help.

Help.

Lucky I landed in this soft...

bed.

Wait.

Please.

I can explain.

I can, but...

You better take up needlepoint because you'll never scrapbook in this town again,

Mrs. Turnbull.

What the...

My stuff.

Somebody's getting a beat down.

I can't see.

Something got me.

Wait a minute.

Hey.

You.

Wait.

Easy.

Dad, is that you?

Is this another test?

My feet.

Help.

What?

Thanks for letting me come over, Tommy.

It's so much nicer than my house.

And your parents are the best.

Yeah, you're right.

My folks are pretty cool.

I come back here.

Then again, my place is fun.

We can milk the cow.

What's going on?

Nasty.

Is that Ecuadorian ocelot?

Whoa, dude.

That's primo stuff.

Monkey doing teeth.

Bye.

He's so cute and innocent.

Yes.

Cute like football.

No.

Buzz.

Why do you need so much soda?

I'm on a liquid diet.

Stop asking questions.

What the...

Hey.

Hello.

Look.

Constantine.

A cute little robot monkey.

We shall take him to Kaziland and make him our mascot.

Oh, yes.

Oh, come to papa, you little cutie.

Come, come.

Oh.

Oh.

Isn't that so cute?

He's pretending to drive.

Robot monkey, what are you doing?

Get off of me.

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