Excuse me, sir.

You can't be here.

This is a crime scene.

It's okay He's the greatest sex crime investigator in history If it isn't detective Chuck Vaughn detective Sally Ferguson, we could use a genius right now Tom Sam well What have we got Sam well, well Vomit, we've got ourselves a hard case here.

All we've got is two bodies both dead naked one man one woman In the bed two scented candles by the nightstand.

How did you know sign a forced entry?

He loved the way they smelled He wanted to cross the threshold the way they had on their wedding day Dirty dog He would have experienced that pleasure Right here Anniversary a couple was together for a while wanted to spice things up check the date on the photograph Vaughn's right today was their 15th wedding anniversary.

This is huge and What was that you just pulled your dick out and started jerking off at the crime scene Sam?

Well, he's the best there is by putting himself in the perpetrator's mindset.

He's able to solve crimes that involve sex bag this up Some call it a blessing It's more like a curse is that what it feels like Threesome You Wanted to see them didn't you you wanted to watch 25 feet from the bedroom across from the kitchen You didn't want to see their flesh yet, did you know he stood right here I Roll play gone wrong check the logs We've got a bloody fire poker we've got our murder weapon Why do your revelations require Masturbation, why do kittens require milk?

No, not the same thing.

Hey, hey He's the most brilliant goddamn detective.

I know put your ego aside and give Vaughn his space my ego We've got captain pud puller flinging his fluids all over the crime scene.

Wait He knew them They were close so close too close he he I Think he knew the house Why Oh, what did you want you sick bastard You wanted to see What he saw every day Only closer Closer He was close to home Oh All right, let's go get him go go Vaughn That was amazing.

I'm sorry that I doubted you your methods are unorthodox, but I Cannot argue with your results No hard feelings, uh, no, no not gonna do that