That's why I've come to Koreatown, to the Wii Spa, an authentic Korean spa.

I brought with me Steven Yeun, international star.

Come on in here.

Don't look so scared, you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

You all right?

Yeah, this is gonna...

You look worried.

Yeah, I've only been here one time.

You battle zombies for a living.

You fight the undead, yet you seem worried about coming to a spa.

You walk around here naked?

No one told me that was part of this room.

Oh, we're supposed to be naked.

I've never been naked.

So what did you just give me right here?

You just gave me a...

So that's a large, that's your t-shirt for when you go to the co-ed floor.

And here are your shorts.

Oh, there's a co-ed area?

Yes.

If there are going to be other women around, what are the rules?

May we speak to them?

You can mingle, whatever you want.

There's no sexual activity, or you will be banned for life.

Banned for how long?

Life.

Oh, life ban.

Is that one of the policies?

You have 75,000 rules here in nine different languages, nowhere, does it say anywhere, Steven?

This doesn't say anything about sexual activity.

So I guess you should put that in there then.

Yeah, guess what?

It's gonna take you 24 hours to get that new leaflet made.

In the meantime...

Waka-cha-ka-ka, ka-ka-ka-ka.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Hello?

We read Korean.

What does this say?

It says fire, I don't know what's in English.

This is Jonathan, Jonathan works here at the Wii Sponsor, correct?

Yes, I do.

Put your clothes in your locker.

All the clothes.

All the clothes.

Can I wear jeans down here?

No, no jeans, because no one's wearing any jeans in there, so if you're the only one, you're gonna be looking awkward.

I'll be in jeans, and they'll have their dicks hanging out, so I think I'll look normal.

Right?

Ah, that's hot.

Mm, mm, super hot.

Ah.

Uh-oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hello?

You're naked.

Naked.

Stephen and I are now in a sauna with two nude men we have never met.

Hello?

Hello?

I see you.

You seem thrilled.

Try and calm down.

Hello?

Just calm.

Stay cool.

Okay, all right.

Wow.

What a new culture you have here.

We're normally friendly.

Oh, hello.

Hello, how are you?

Good.

Have a seat, please.

Penis.

Ask me if he can tell that I work out.

Oh, yeah.

Why are you not looking at me?

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Why do you not look at me?

What's he looking at?

Uh, look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at him?

No.

What?

No, I want to rest.

Feel.

Feel.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Just, just, just.

You think it's funny when one naked man squeezes the breast of another.

You thought that was funny.

Funny.

It is funny.

Okay, it is funny.

Yes, well.

You like to watch.

Yeah, I got to watch.

You like to watch.

Uh-huh.

One naked man squeeze, but you like to watch what he did.

Here, let's do this for him again.

For him again, right there.

You like this?

A little bit like this.

A little bit like this?

Come on.

Come on.

Okay, I'm going to.

I'm becoming aroused now.

What are we doing now?

Now you're going to go into the coat tub.

It's about 61 degrees.

No, no, no, no!

Oh my God!

Oh!

No!

No!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

It's nice now, just hold me.

Back, back, back.

Put it down.

He's got my side.

He's got my side.

Jonathan, tell us what happens now?

Um, so you guys are going to get my scrub.

My scrub?

This is a full body scrub.

Yes.

This is a disturbing set-up, is this where they do dolphin autopses?

Is this going to hurt?

Yeah, Steven?

Does this hurt?

Does this hurt?

You're sadist.

You like to hurt people.

You like to cause pain.

It gives you pleasure.

Yes.

Mr. Lee.

Mr. Lee.

Mr. Lee.

Mr. Lee, thank you.

Whoa!

Okay, that's hot.

That's hot.

No, those are freckles.

Those stay on.

Those aren't supposed to come off.

Steven, it's not funny.

It really hurts.

It's okay.

It sucks.

Oh!

Oh!

Mother!

Oh!

What did Mrs. Lee do to you last night?

Ow!

You can see the skin.

Ow!

That's skin that's been on me since Jimmy Carter was president.

You can't hurt me now, Mr. Lee.

I've lost all feeling.

Ow!

Shut the f*** up, Steven.

I'll tell you anything.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Our battalion is in the mountains on the north side.

They'll never see you coming, Mr. Lee.

What are you doing?

Don't bend.

No!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

You took the skin off my balls.

Oh, my goodness.

Ow!

That's it, Lee.

Ow!

Ow!

That's it, Mr. Lee.

Harder, Mr. Lee.

Harder.

What happens next?

We're heading over to the jjimjilbang.

What is jjimjilbang?

Jjimjilbang means saunas.

Saunas.

Okay.

Let's go.

Jjimjilbang.

Jjimjilbang.

213 degrees.

People carry pizzas in here, uncooked.

And they come out, they have a freshly cooked pizza, and then they're dead.

I'm going in.

Okay.

I might stay in for a long time.

Awesome.

They took my skin, and now I want to sleep forever.

This one, this one actually is really good.

I think when you're in a room filled with Cocoa Puffs.

Hello.

Hello.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Are you feeling good?

Yeah.

Do you know who Conan is?

No idea.

No idea who I am?

Have you ever seen a show called Walking Dead?

No.

What's your favorite TV show?

What TV show do you like?

Two and a Half Men.

Two and a Half Men?

Everybody loves Raymond.

Everybody loves Raymond.

Okay, so you don't know who I am.

You don't know who Steven is.

Everyone loves Raymond.

Hasn't been on the air.

Do you like it?

Does it make you laugh?

It's okay.

I got tired of it.

Same joke over and over again.

Like, oh, what am I going to do?

Oh, my wife's mad at me.

Oh, my brother's taller than me.

Oh, what am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

Right?

You was like this.

That is the best Ray Romano impression I've ever seen.

May I move closer to you, or would you rather I did not?

You better not.

I got nervous.

I got nervous.

You got nervous?

Yeah.

Oh, don't trust yourself, eh?

I don't trust myself.

I don't trust you.

Ew, ew.

Ew.

Well, that was our day at the Wii Spa in Koreatown.

Thanks for joining me.

This was fun.

No.

No, it was not fun.

It was.

It was awful.

It was painful.

And for me, I think life-shortening.

My skin is really smooth.

I will be dead within 48 hours.

But thank you for showing me this.

And I don't know about you, but I'm starving.

Do you want to get lunch?

Yes, I know.

Awesome place.

Let's do it.

Let's go.

Thank you.

They took my skin, and now I want to sleep forever.

Forever.

Forever.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Thanks.