I am.

So sorry about that.

But yes, this is Hugh Jackman.

And today we're going to be comparing each other's IMDb pages.

Yep, and Hugh, spoiler alert, will come out on top.

In every way or shape.

Let's give the people what they came for.

Deadpool and Wolverine.

Let's compare.

Highest Starmeter ranking.

I have never looked at my ranking.

I'd love to know what it is today.

Me too.

Ryan, your highest was number two.

I never cracked number one.

With Chaos Theory in 2008 and Deadpool in 2016.

The algorithm at IMDb is clearly broken.

Hugh's now hit number one with X-Men in 2000.

And X2, X-Men United.

There's a lot of Xs.

Can we retitle that movie?

That's not good.

And all I see is 2002.

Yeah, wow.

It's been a...

Yeah, right?

It's just a long, slow descent.

I hope it's been slow.

It might have just been...

Hugh, you're 10,641.

Alright, so this is clever branding.

I see what you've done here.

Okay, wow.

Let's compare prior careers.

Oh, yes.

Ryan, you used to work in a grocery store.

And you stocked shelves.

I did, yeah.

In Vancouver.

One of the best shelves I've ever had.

Safeway.

Thank you.

Hello, Safeway.

Steve, Peter, everybody.

Okay, Hugh was a P.E. teacher before becoming an actor.

His life goal early on was to become an international journalist.

That's so true.

Wow.

That last bit is true.

Yeah.

P.E. teacher.

I was 18 and I was negligently put in charge of kids when I was only 18.

And had not gone to university.

And I was getting paid 50 pounds a week, living at a boarding school.

But people are kind of born a certain way.

I feel like you still would have been a responsible, generous, kind, 18-year-old P.E. teacher.

That really was.

Yeah.

Everything was great.

Let's compare highest rate of performance.

Ryan, Wade Deadpool in 2008, an 8 out of 10 IMDb rating.

Wow.

That only gets an 8.

You as Wade.

Hugh, as Ryan in The Prestige, got 8.5.

An amazing move.

Again.

Like you've worked with some of them.

Yeah, that was amazing.

People think they know you for playing the guy with the little utensils for hands.

But boy, you've got other talents, my friend.

But can I just say, comedy is really overlooked.

Yeah, the Academy just keeps f***ing around on that one.

Right?

It really is.

Yep.

I hope the Academy is watching.

Oh, I'm winning this.

I'm totally winning this one.

What?

I mean, I've won a Razzie.

Have you won a Razzie?

I have not.

I was in a movie that won a Razzie.

Thank you for giving people terrible ideas.

Movie 43, I think, won a Razzie.

A bunch of them, maybe.

But not you personally.

The movie.

Yeah.

I don't like to say that.

It makes me relatable and brings me, you know, things like that.

It's just mean.

It's just a mean concept.

Whoever's behind that is f***ing mean.

Davis.

I forgot the name of the character.

Davis.

In the segment, The Catcher, movie 43, which is a bunch of short films.

I was in the one where I had testicles hanging from my neck.

Do not look that up.

Do not.

Do not.

When you look it up in the search bar, too, don't hit images or video.

And the one you don't know, they were prosthetic.

I actually had them fitted in my kitchen, and my children are still in therapy.

Yeah.

And I will tell you firsthand, potent as hell.

I was Carl O'Reilly.

I didn't even know the name of my character.

In Bolt Neck, FKA, Big Monster on...

A.K.A. Big...

FKA, does that say?

Or A.K.A.?

FKA?

F***ing known as Big Monster on Campus from the year 2000.

So, you know, I also have been around.

So yours was a 4.7.

4.7.

I hit a 4.3.

I feel like both of us, these ratings are very high.

I want to read the description of the movie.

A student receives a serial killer's brain in a transplant after being thrown into a pool with no water in it.

How can you not say yes to that movie?

I mean, right?

Right?

Can I tell one thing?

I've done a lot, like an inordinate amount of body-switching movies.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know what that...

Change-ups.

Change-ups.

Yeah, like they're all kind of...

There's a lot of it in even Pikachu.

Detective Pikachu's kind of a body, you know?

Okay.

Like, I've got to figure this out.

There's more to it.

Huh?

Something's not right, Frank.

Yeah, so let's compare People's Sexiest Man Alive.

That's very nice, IMDb, referencing another...

Yeah, yeah.

Very nice.

Okay, Ryan, your honoree in 2010.

2010.

Johnny Depp was the honoree in 2009.

Okay.

Oh, I was 2008.

2008.

Back when you had it.

Yeah, and you were also one of People's 50 Most Beautiful People Five Years Running between 1961 and 1966.

That is incredible.

It was incredible.

As a fetus.

How did they get that ultrasound of your parents?

It's true.

It's true.

It was amazing.

Well, I was styled.

I was styled in there.

I wasn't in 2004.

I don't want anyone to think that, yeah.

But wow, 50 Most Beautiful People.

That sounds exclusionary.

Let's move to the next one here.

Okay, so let's compare trademarks.

Ryan often plays likable regular guys.

What they're not saying is himself, which I don't know why that gets a bad rap.

You know, all the guys I looked up to as a kid, all of them.

Cary Grant.

True.

I agree.

Sarcastic, sharp-edged wit paired with a frequent stone-faced delivery.

Stone-faced.

Okay.

And a tattoo on his left wrist.

Yeah, that's kind of, yeah, I wish he didn't have it.

It's a 9 o'clock gun, which is in Vancouver.

It's a cannon that goes off every night at 9 o'clock.

It has a curfew way, way back in the day.

I think World War I it was a curfew.

Really?

I might be getting that wrong.

And that's an interesting historical fact and a sightseeing moment.

Well, shocking that Canada has a gun.

I agree.

Like, our military's mostly pylons.

Have you ever talked publicly about why it was on your wrist?

I don't know.

I was young and I was in Australia.

I was in Byron Bay and I got that tattoo there.

Nice.

Yeah, right?

Yeah, crazy, right?

Crazy.

Yeah.

Okay, my trademarks.

I think I should read them because it's going to make me very embarrassed.

Ruggedly handsome features.

Okay, yeah.

Right, sure.

Wow.

Yeah, this morning.

Every morning it looks pretty rugged to me.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, straight roadkill.

Renowned for his persuasive American accent.

Thank you.

Chest plat.

My dialect coach will be very happy to hear that.

Muscular physique.

What are you talking about?

Yeah.

Wow, look at that.

Those prosthetics are firing on all cylinders.

Deep resonant voice.

Deep resonant voice.

Yep.

And a nice guy reputation.

Well, let's not get crazy on MTV.

There's no real rating on that, is there?

No real rating system there.

True.

Such a nice man.

Hey, I never asked for this.

Okay, let's compare.

Now, first IMDb credits.

Ryan is Billy Simpson.

That was the first job I ever did in show business.

In 15 and Hillside.

Talk us through the backstory for Billy.

If you remember the research you did.

Research.

I mean, I just, yeah, it was unbelievable.

I remember it paid like $250 a week.

That's awesome.

No, it was awesome.

At the time, I was like, I am loaded.

Like, I am going to do some crazy business.

So you're $250 a week.

I got my first job in 9 feet was $1,200 a week.

So, Australian.

Oh, that's like Dracula's.

I mean, that's...

Holy...

Charles Chicka McCray.

All my mates call me Chicka still because I was so bad.

Because of this?

Yeah.

I didn't know you were Charles in charge.

And I was a football...

That was you.

That was me.

It does make sense now.

Wait, so hold on, Chicka was you?

Charles Chicka McCray.

I was like a footballing legend that accidentally got in a fight and the guy died.

And see, I did my backstory.

The guy died from the punch.

And then all of a sudden...

You punched him?

Yeah, like, you know, a bit of a scrap on field or something.

Anyway, but the footage of me pretending to be an AFL football star is humiliating.

And all my friends are like, Chicka, let's go and play footy.

And I'm like, they still call me Chicka.

Yes, we have a few of those in our...

A few of those skeletons in our closet.

Oh, come on.

What happens on the field stays on the field.

Let's compare Oscar nominations.

Ryan has watched the Oscars five times.

Five time Oscar viewer Ryan Reynolds.

And Hugh has won nomination.

No, that's not only one.

For Best Actor in 2013's Les Mis.

Yes, I did host.

And you did host.

But could we compare how many times you've been asked?

I'm sure you've been asked.

Wait, so this...

Can you talk properly over how many times you've been asked to host the Oscars?